I'm more of a lurker myself, but I hope everyone gives you a nice, warm welcome.

Welcome!

And don't mind the occasional troll or train wreck... mostly we don't bite.

Thanks

We try to run a tight ship around here, but there are a few jokers who go off on a tangent, or write inappropriate poetry, or ramble on and on and on without so much as a point far on the horizon.  Like a gathering storm that you know is out there but just can't see, but you can feel it just closing in aroun...

Yeah, just like that.  You know who you are.  It seriously damages the respectibility and credibility of this fine message board.  It's shameful really.

So, let me greet you with the proper gravitas this fine board deserves...

*ahem*

We welcome the new girl named Lexi
Which legend tells of an ad so sexy
Such lust she inspired
Her plan nearly backfired
When the gents almost got apoplex

Bahaaha! That's quite the welcome

I even got a poem! You know how to make a girl feel special
Too funny, I'm going to enjoy this wayyyy too much.

I've read/seen so many amazing things about you!  
Thanks for the welcome