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Re: Oh, IRL Halloween costumes you say?
Statler is taller and grey, Waldorf is short and white haired. Basically you're Crow and I'm Tom Servo if we did the MST3k bit - as I have been accused of having "gum balls for brains" on occasion and my biceps match his as well.
Rumor has it that Statler does indeed "get all the ladies", but Waldorf has his Astoria. I'm not sure what Waldorf's Astoria actually is, but I imagine the closest I've come to that is that one foot ball game I had on Astro-Turf, which left me with a sprained knee - so 'no thank you' to any Astoria. Apologies to the OP for my weekly diversionary tangent/ hijack the thread. I wish you well in finding a lady with a Slave Leia bikini who will let you go Han Solo on her. Happy Hunting!Koshie - are you asking me to be Statler to your Waldorf?
This is so sudden... the room is spinning... you have to give a boy a minute...
Yes!
Although it will be quite a stretch to play such a character - he being so unlike my actual persona and all...
I would have to act old, crotchety, giving unsolicited advice, throwing out insults to the unwitting and undeserved, ranting about the most inane topic, telling random stories while forgetting the point I was making. Basically being a farcical comic relief in an already surreal situation... just to have the world laugh at how ridiculous and silly I am?
Wait - come to think of it, I'm a natural!
PS: Which one of those strikingly handsome gents is Statler? Ah, no matter. With my most excellent role playing skills I can portay either one perfectly.
PPS: But Statler is the one who gets all the pussy, right? Seriously.
This is so sudden... the room is spinning... you have to give a boy a minute...
Yes!
Although it will be quite a stretch to play such a character - he being so unlike my actual persona and all...
I would have to act old, crotchety, giving unsolicited advice, throwing out insults to the unwitting and undeserved, ranting about the most inane topic, telling random stories while forgetting the point I was making. Basically being a farcical comic relief in an already surreal situation... just to have the world laugh at how ridiculous and silly I am?
Wait - come to think of it, I'm a natural!
PS: Which one of those strikingly handsome gents is Statler? Ah, no matter. With my most excellent role playing skills I can portay either one perfectly.
PPS: But Statler is the one who gets all the pussy, right? Seriously.
I was going to say I have the Jabba the Hutt costume to go with it. And it's not even a costume. 
I was going to say I have the Jabba the Hutt costume to go with it. And it's not even a costume.
No, I've been doing really well on my diet and exercise regime. So, I'm no longer in Jabba territory. Not even close.
I do in fact look almost exactly like Greedo now.
Handsome bastard.
No, I've been doing really well on my diet and exercise regime. So, I'm no longer in Jabba territory. Not even close.
I do in fact look almost exactly like Greedo now.
Handsome bastard.
Koshie - are you asking me to be Statler to your Waldorf?
This is so sudden... the room is spinning... you have to give a boy a minute...
Yes!
Although it will be quite a stretch to play such a character - he being so unlike my actual persona and all...
I would have to act old, crotchety, giving unsolicited advice, throwing out insults to the unwitting and undeserved, ranting about the most inane topic, telling random stories while forgetting the point I was making. Basically being a farcical comic relief in an already surreal situation... just to have the world laugh at how ridiculous and silly I am?
Wait - come to think of it, I'm a natural!
PS: Which one of those strikingly handsome gents is Statler? Ah, no matter. With my most excellent role playing skills I can portay either one perfectly.
PPS: But Statler is the one who gets all the pussy, right? Seriously.
This is so sudden... the room is spinning... you have to give a boy a minute...
Yes!
Although it will be quite a stretch to play such a character - he being so unlike my actual persona and all...
I would have to act old, crotchety, giving unsolicited advice, throwing out insults to the unwitting and undeserved, ranting about the most inane topic, telling random stories while forgetting the point I was making. Basically being a farcical comic relief in an already surreal situation... just to have the world laugh at how ridiculous and silly I am?
Wait - come to think of it, I'm a natural!
PS: Which one of those strikingly handsome gents is Statler? Ah, no matter. With my most excellent role playing skills I can portay either one perfectly.
PPS: But Statler is the one who gets all the pussy, right? Seriously.