Have you ever had an encounter in the hobby that you wished you could have Thrown back?
If you care to share - how many encounters?
Further share. please share a story of any particularly odd/funny Throwback encounter. Please change names as needed.

I'll start.

Yes, I've had encounters I'd like to throw back.  
More than I care to remember, at least 3.

Years ago, I visited a (now defunct) agency incall to see "Mary". On the day as I was driving to the incall, I learned that Mary was under the weather and would I be willing to see "Jane". Jane was billed as 20's all-natural, non-smoker, no tattoos, and I had vaguely remembered her photos from the website. My whore moans were raging so I said "Sure!"
Got there. Jane had obviously posted her high school pics since she was slightly older than myself. Not only were they a tad bit inaccurate, but Jane also had three obvious tattoos, what appeared to be ripe honeydew melons attached to her chest and a hint of Salem mentholson her breath as she LFKd me for the Hello. Again, the whore moans took over. We chit chatted a bit then get down to business. In the midst of our coitus in missionary, her lovely face suddenly smiles and shouts "Hey! If you're from 'There', you must know 'Adam'! He and I dated for a while back in the 80s."  
The whore moans stopped all together. I went Flaccid. Limp. Shrinkage even. Neither a sky crane nor a Divine Act could not raise my sails again as even her most sincere womanly attentions had no effect. See, Adam was a HS rival and a real jackass, and she had just screamed out his name... seemingly bored by my passions.  
Jane was apologetic, and really did seem to try her best to finish me off right. - especially after I told her my POV on Adam She claimed she was just trying to connect with me, but admitted her poor timing. Jane asked that I not review her, and she has since moved on as best I can tell. Yet, that's a fistful of Benjamins and an afternoon of delight I'll never get back.

Happy Throwback Thursday,
ga_kosh