I've discussed some of the reviews on this board with a few other providers, and they have mentioned the same thing to me? It seems that sometimes some of our "hobbyist" friends may have a most vivid imagination? Not that they didn't actually see the provider, but the things that some people write in their reviews may be more what they fantasized about, than what they actually did with the provider. My imagination wanders from time to time, I just choose not to put it down on a public discussion board liek some people do?