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Classyatlanta 327 reads
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...I thought they meant 12 seconds!  That's a long time too.

ga_kosh1729 reads

At first, I thought this was a joke. It is not. There's a penis splint to help keep maintain an erection for "up for 12 hours".

I laughed until I cried. I cannot imagine even the horniest of horny women I've known wanting to be on the receiving end of anyone's 12 hour erection. Not even with an oil drum of personal lube....

I can only imagine the Olympian scale cardio program I'd have to endure to be able to perform the ole "In & Out" for 12 hours. I can barely run a 5k in 11 mins... and how many km is in 12 hr sex? I do not wanna find out!

As usual, there's a decent probability that I'm wrong.  So what does everyone think?

ga_kosh

Related Link: New sex device that helps men 'maintain erection for 12 HOURS'

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Jess_CountryGirl623 reads

If I think this is the best or worst idea I have recently seen. I'm a nympho, but 12 hours is still an extremely long time! Looking at it as a possibility during a double or triple session though and dividing up the time could potentially be quite amazing though. ;)

Posted By: ga_kosh
At first, I thought this was a joke. It is not. There's a penis splint to help keep maintain an erection for "up for 12 hours".  
   
 I laughed until I cried. I cannot imagine even the horniest of horny women I've known wanting to be on the receiving end of anyone's 12 hour erection. Not even with an oil drum of personal lube....  
   
 I can only imagine the Olympian scale cardio program I'd have to endure to be able to perform the ole "In & Out" for 12 hours. I can barely run a 5k in 11 mins... and how many km is in 12 hr sex? I do not wanna find out!  
   
 As usual, there's a decent probability that I'm wrong.  So what does everyone think?  
   
 ga_kosh

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Classyatlanta328 reads

...I thought they meant 12 seconds!  That's a long time too.

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electr0nsrealm452 reads

"The product, made from spring steel and a medical grade thermoplastic tubing..."

A wire?

A freaking wire?

That's what the best and brightest minds have to offer us?  Just wrap a wire around your willy and all will be good.  No problem.

Wow.

I bet the runner up idea was someone that suggested guys tape a popsicle stick to their johnson.

Oh and if your lady has braces and wants to give you a bj while wearing the device we also offer a pair of bolt cutters for only $179.99.  

;-)

A freaking wire.

Jesus christ

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dadla1957320 reads

Posted By: ga_kosh
At first, I thought this was a joke. It is not. There's a penis splint to help keep maintain an erection for "up for 12 hours".  
   
 I laughed until I cried. I cannot imagine even the horniest of horny women I've known wanting to be on the receiving end of anyone's 12 hour erection. Not even with an oil drum of personal lube....  
   
 I can only imagine the Olympian scale cardio program I'd have to endure to be able to perform the ole "In & Out" for 12 hours. I can barely run a 5k in 11 mins... and how many km is in 12 hr sex? I do not wanna find out!  
   
 As usual, there's a decent probability that I'm wrong.  So what does everyone think?  
   
 ga_kosh

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electr0nsrealm326 reads

If we're going to bring hardware to bear to solve this problem (what could possibly go wrong?) then here's my suggestion...

A nice, sturdy linear actuator with a 12" stroke (heh) and a 225 lb. max capacity (hehe).

That baby you can depend on.  Not some stupid, flimsy slinky wrapped around your manhood.  A 12" throw should cover most of us gents :-) and there is a 16" throw model available (my alternate suggestion is that you get into porn though).  And with a 225 lb. capacity you can do a stand and carry with a fair to middlin' size lady without fear of equipment failure.  If you know what I mean.

Other than having to wear a car battery in a backpack unit (hey, your smartphone will never run out of juice now) and the 30 seconds it takes for full deployment (still a helluva lot faster than viagra) I say it's a winner.  

And walking into a lady's bedroom all "Terminator" like has to win you a few respect points.  I'll even throw in the Arnie sunglasses as part of the package.  Instead of "I'll be back" you could say "Get on your back."

Hmmm... "The Sperminator".  Now that's got a nice ring to it.

Now looking for beta testers...



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GaGambler354 reads

Not on the "penis split" but your ability to run a five k in eleven minutes.

5,000 meters is roughly 3 miles. I hope you aren't claiming you can run three sub four-minute miles back to back to back.

As for 12 hours of non stop fucking, I rate that about as likely as running an 11 minute 5k. I have been seeing a girl lately who honestly likes "hours" of intercourse. My old ass (with the help of alcohol) can go 2-3 hours with occasional breaks to "come up for air" going at a VERY leisurely pace, which fortunately is the pace she likes. The very thought of "pounding" for 12 straight, even as a guy, is cringe worthy.  Even when I was twenty with a toot full of coke, I still can't imagine even attempting such a thing

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spinnaker17245 reads

Not an expert in penis behavior, but mine's in a whole different size/configuration if I'm in a state needing a splint.  And if I had a splint that fit at that time, I can't imagine what would happen when I got excited.  The ladies I've known have all developed pretty good techniques for keeping the lil warrior in the battle without a splint.

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