During an international gynaecology conference, an English
doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual
cases they had treated recently.

"Only last week" the Frenchman said "a woman came to
see me with a clitoris like a melon!"

"Don't be absurd" the Brit exclaimed. "It couldn't have
been that big -- she wouldn't have been able to walk if
it were."

"Aah, you English, always thinking about size" replied the
Frenchman. "I was talking about the flavour!"