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myfavoriteDILF!!! 1449 reads
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...expect you to be well endowed!  I don't know if that is info you provide when you're being screened or not.  If you're on the small side, then you may want to change your username.  Not that they care or want you to be well endowed, (hell, many prefer more modest sizes than the gigunda ones), but they may laugh after you've left that "Python" is not really the right name for you.  As far as you being a "good lay"?  NO, providers don't have any such expectations, unless of course you've already seen them and they know it to be true.  Take the advice of the others and just remember, "Don't sweat the petty stuff" but ..."Do pet the sweaty stuff!"

You'll do fine,
myfavoriteDILF!!!
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"Anaconda Al!!!"  ;-)

python492629 reads

Just was wondering if providers expect hobbyists to go down on them and give them multiple pops.. and be a good lay?  

Reason I ask is because I get self concious whenever I see a provider that she may secretly be pissed off that I wasn't great but is just playing along nicely to be polite.  Truth of the matter is i'm not that great or experienced doing the deed but thats why I do this hobby in the first place to be able to get enjoyment without any pressure.  

This has been something always on my mind but more recently on my mind because a provider commented to me "did you pop?" and I said "not yet" and she says "ok good, cuz i didnt yet either" which obviously implies she wants a pop as well.  Thoughts?

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tequila691834 reads

I think the providers want you to be nice. The reviews and stories of all these providers "popping" is BS.
I don't think they would care if you were good or not - as long as you don't injure them in the process :).
Instead be kind and affectionate and gentle when you should be - and you will learn and get better - which will help you when you spend time with REAL girlfriends in the future.

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Todesengel1920 reads

My one and only provider told me "You were clean,sober,and polite,that is enough for me".

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Sinful11639 reads

about you other than that you are a gentleman, timely, courteous and right on the money!  Other than that, she wants you the two of you to have a good time!!!

I'd rather spend time with someone who is good for only one.. and truly enjoy their company.. as they are a gentleman and considerate.. than to spend time with someone who is rude, vulgar or disrespectful.

I'm sure others will agree..

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mrfisher1516 reads

I did (lots of them).

One thing they love to do is scare little kids just before their first day of school.

They told me that I already had to be able to know how to read and write before I went to kindergarten and had me all shook up because of their taunting.  I was sure I'd be sent to the pricipal's office and get the rattan.  (I had no idea what it was, but I was sure it was bad.)

They also sold me elevator tickets.

The point I'm trying make here is RELAX.

Have the envelope ready lay back and enjoy.

You'll pick up some useful stuff.  I guarantee it.

(I can hear the rest of you all saying to yourselves:  "There's another piece of the puzzle falling into place.")

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KierstenV192232 reads

When a gentleman chooses me to spend his time and money on, my only concern is that he has an amazing time and experience.  
IMO, it is unprofessional for a provider to state that she hasn't "popped", as though she expects it.  
My advice to you is relax, treat your dates with courtesy and respect, and make the most of your time together by doing what pleases you the most, within the boundries of the particular provider.

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vstar6501510 reads

From what I've heard (and as many have already pointed out), most of the reviews are BS when it comes to making the provider climax.  I've heard it directly from the providers themselves and have been told that they fake it ALLOT.  So don't let the reviews ever make you feel inadequate or self-conscious.

With that said, I've always been into giving rather than receiving.  I think that if you set your mind and game plan to always want her to be satisfied first, and do it CORRECTLY of course, then you'll find that you will naturally please almost every woman you're with.  I try to stay away from the ones that act like robots and know it as soon as I walk in the door, but if you find providers that are truly into sex and enjoy what they do, then you shouldn't have a problem satifying them.  Afterall, we're all human and have needs, even if they're 5 times a day.

Bottom line is, just relax, think of her first and be a gentleman.  You won't go wrong.  Plus, with that kind of practice, you're sure to be an amazing lover to a real girlfriend when the time comes.

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python491279 reads

Yeah, to be fair to the provider she didn't use the word "pop" I just said that because I thought it was proper protocol on these forums.

As far as me giving or pleasing her.. i'm not against it, it's just not what i'm there for and the idea of doing it kind of takes away from some of the focus on me.  I'm there for me... not really to be an amazing lover.  If I took up an interest in that later on after having more experience then i'd probably do it but as I said it's not something i'm good at yet or experienced with.

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Gaijin641350 reads

As others have pointed out, many if not most of the reviewers talking about all the orgasms the providers are having are either wishful thinking on the part of the reviewer, or academy award performances by the provider.  Just have a good time...if there's chemistry there you go the extra mile...if not, well like you said:  You're there for you.

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vstar6501578 reads

Well, that's exactly it.  You'll find that allot of gentlemen take serious pleasure by pleasing, and thus pleasing makes them feel good. So it's always about US!

I don't know how old you are, but believe me when I tell you that I've been there and done that.  As you get older, you'll find that pleasing a woman is the biggest turn on.  Plus, it allows her to recipicate the favor and be that more into you.

So it's a win-win.

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Equilibrium1202 reads

Their main goal is that you enjoy yourself.  If they cum, that's a bonus, but I doubt many would be dissappointed if they didn't, let alone upset.

If getting them off doesn't get you off, don't sweat it.  There's no pressure to perform here.  Just be cool to them, and they'll be happy.

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myfavoriteDILF!!!1450 reads

...expect you to be well endowed!  I don't know if that is info you provide when you're being screened or not.  If you're on the small side, then you may want to change your username.  Not that they care or want you to be well endowed, (hell, many prefer more modest sizes than the gigunda ones), but they may laugh after you've left that "Python" is not really the right name for you.  As far as you being a "good lay"?  NO, providers don't have any such expectations, unless of course you've already seen them and they know it to be true.  Take the advice of the others and just remember, "Don't sweat the petty stuff" but ..."Do pet the sweaty stuff!"

You'll do fine,
myfavoriteDILF!!!
aka
"Anaconda Al!!!"  ;-)

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SensualJamie1417 reads



-- Modified on 8/21/2007 1:26:37 PM

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PocketFisherman1783 reads

I really have to disagree here.
As you ladies like to point out, it's a service industry.  You are providing the service, and we are the (well) paying customer.
We DO have obligations in this transaction (clean, polite, respectful, etc.), but as a very wise lady once told me, it is OUR fantasy.  Frequently your satisfaction, or at least a convincing facsimile, is indeed a pert of that fantasy, but being realistic, most of what a guy is expected to bring to the table is cash...

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Count Datycula1607 reads

... and you're a gentleman, she'll convince you that you're Superman in bed.  After all, it's her job.

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Harlow_Gold1166 reads

We mostly care that you are kind, friendly, polite, clean, disease free and have our fee.

Anything else is icing on the cake.

If you are good, that's fabulous.  If you are not, it doesn't matter.

We are there for *your* enjoyment mostly.  Some men like if we enjoy ourselves, some don't care.  Just remember it's your appointment and you are the one who is supposed to have fun.

No true professional will ever be upset because she didn't orgasm.  Don't worry about this, relax.

-- Modified on 8/21/2007 10:01:59 PM

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