Oh - well then, I throw myself on the mercy of the court.  Especially any semi-attractive females in court - I definitely throw myself on them.  Hopefully they know the full measure of the penile code.  Or penal code.  One of those for sure.

My confession is this - I've never experienced a milking table.  But an open minded lady I used to know suggest we try it using some barstools she had (she didn't want me to saw a hole in her dining room table oddly enough).

It was an interesting experience although I admit I much prefer seeing her face while in the moment.  Plus she said it was tough on her neck.  

I didn't want her to think of me as a pain in the neck.  Or more of a pain in the neck than I was already.  Lol

I think what would be hot (and one of those videos has the right idea) would be to have a couple of ladies beneath you taking turns (and also working together).  The anonymity of not knowing who was "at bat" (heh) would be hot.

Of course the same thing can be accomplished without destroying any tables by wearing a blindfold.    That I have most definitely done.  Several times.  Once while I was handcuffed to the bed.  But enough about me.  I'm not on trial here.

Oh, yes I am - sorry I forgot.

So I hope my confession pleases the court.

And any cute females I hope I please as well.