9 Things That Piss You Off...
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> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where
> my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
> ask where the toilet is?  
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>  2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
> for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
> channel manually.
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> 3. When poeple say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too?"
> Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
> Why the fuck would you keep looking after you'v! e found it? Do people do
> this? Who and where are they?
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> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No loser, I
> paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
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> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a
> choice there, did you sunshine?
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> 7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then
> there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
> there must have been something before it.
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> 8. When people say "life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest
> thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
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> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone says "Has the bus come
> yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?