Little Johnny comes home with two black eyes one day and his Dad asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said Little Johnny. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my girlfriend when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was her golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?"
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to her, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' "
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