TRUE STORY

Recently the following joke was on the radio.

A drunk called the bartender over and said, "I would like another round, and get something for that douche bag at the end of the bar."  

The bartender said, "Sir I find your language offensive."

The drunk just told him to go talk to the woman.  The bartender walked down to the woman at the end of the bar and said, "I am sorry to bother you miss but the person at the other end would like to buy you a drink.  I should tell you he was rather crude in his language."

The woman replied that it was okay, and when the bartender asked what she would like she asked for a vinegar and water.


Now I had heard this with my six year old son in the car.  

When we got home he called his mother and said he had heard a funny joke.  I assumed he had heard a different one since I was fairly sure he did not understand this one.

He told the joke as listed except the drunk called the woman a 'dirt bag'.  Then the drink the woman asked for was a 'salt and vinegar'.