Lightly endowed manhood exceptionally compensated with gentlemanly manners, self deprecating humor, and culturally refined oral skills geared to heighten partner pleasures
Any other men wish it could be the other way around.....we post an ad about when we are available, and then are contacted by the beautiful ladies of Atlanta?
....the in search of board. Could help facilitate your desires and wishes! But yea, that would be pretty cool if you guys could put up an ad! 
k
That would be kind of amazing!
This lady is for it!
Two concepts to think about.... Selfies. Urkkkk... And Aldo. I guess with enough Photoshopping I could resemble George Clooney but wouldn't that be a bummer when she opened the door...
Thanks for the laugh!!
Generous, mature, upscale gentleman seeks attractive, open-minded female for a short term relationship.
Seriously short term. Like an hour or so.
If I can even last that long... My stamina isn't what it used to be you know.
But if we are a match I can guarantee you (at the very least) that you will have the best three minutes of your life. Five - if I think about Hillary Clinton. Or Donald Trump. Or anyone running for political office for that matter.
As for my appearance... I've been told I resemble Brad Pitt. If he were bald. And ate a lot of fast food and never exercised. I hope that's not a problem...
I did mention that I'm generous - didn't I?
If you are interested in such a situation, please email me your stats, photos, astrological sign, health and financial records to:
PS: I can be especially generous if you laugh at my jokes.
PPS: This is not a solicitation of prostitution, improper conduct, or general naughtiness. I would never even consider such a thing. Nope. Not me. *whistles innocently like nothing ever happened
Lo!!!! You're adorable!!! Your ad was very cute, and I love that you made me giggle!
Dear Miss Collins,
It was my sincere pleasure to make you giggle.
I would like to do it in person someday.
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Yours truly,
e
Lightly endowed manhood exceptionally compensated with gentlemanly manners, self deprecating humor, and culturally refined oral skills geared to heighten partner pleasures
Well said.
The ladies do like a cunning linguist.
Seriously short term. Like an hour or so.
If I can even last that long... My stamina isn't what it used to be you know.
But if we are a match I can guarantee you (at the very least) that you will have the best three minutes of your life. Five - if I think about Hillary Clinton. Or Donald Trump. Or anyone running for political office for that matter.
As for my appearance... I've been told I resemble Brad Pitt. If he were bald. And ate a lot of fast food and never exercised. I hope that's not a problem...
I did mention that I'm generous - didn't I?
If you are interested in such a situation, please email me your stats, photos, astrological sign, health and financial records to:
[email protected]
PS: I can be especially generous if you laugh at my jokes.
PPS: This is not a solicitation of prostitution, improper conduct, or general naughtiness. I would never even consider such a thing. Nope. Not me. *whistles innocently like nothing ever happened*
Yes, I am after you! LOL! Oh Dear, missed the above post, but who cares!?
K
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Khori you're a silly, super hot woman so yes, who cares? Lol!
I love you! !
Btw, Mattf.....you COULD post an ad and you would get some responses. Honestly, I just find you really HOT!
XOXO,
TL
as solicitation.
But you could name your own price and see who contacts you.
Would you really want to that though?
I am so glad to see everyone respond to this! It really was just a post I made without even thinking it through!
I dont even know now what I'd put in an ad. It's an interesting concept.
I'd probably focus on my intense blue-green eyes, my shaved head/military look, wanting to see a woman who feels she can lose self-control and wants to feel protected. Both a lover and a giver (ha)
That sounds goofy but hey, like I said, I haven't thought this through!