A popular lady I used to see told me a story of a client who was the lucky recipient of one of her killer BBBJ's. At the moment of truth he jerked his head back suddenly and allegedly dislocated his jaw. Based on the woman's talent I tend to believe it's true
Disclaimer (Not a Provider Related Injury):
A couple of weeks ago I had an issue where I didn't limber/stretch/warm-up enough for action. Heat of the moment, off to the bedroom, 'pants and boxers barely got to my knees as she raised her skirt to ride me' kind of action. The result was that after a few energetic thrusts, playing the bucking bronco for my cowgirl... I pulled my damned right hamstring!
She thought she'd done something wrong as I suddenly went flaccid, rolled her off me and screamed for a minute like a 4 y.o. girl being chased by closet monsters. I went on to my stomach and asked her to remove my clothes then flex my leg up to try to relax the muscles and get me some ice. After about 30 mins of nursing attention, she said I wasn't getting off the hook that easy. Since I was already on my stomach, she reasoned that I would DATY until she finished. Not sure if 'cripple guy eating me out' was on her list of fantasies to fulfill, but a man like myself always pays his debts - even when he has a pain in his ass.
I'd like to think I keep in reasonable shape. I've pulled my hammy only once before but that was years ago during high school sports. This was the first time during sex.
Any of you have any stories to share?
Limping along,
ga_kosh
You athletic types are always lamenting a pulled groin, while I was under the impression that was an activity in P4P foreplay.
I did get a Charlie horse while trying to get some leverage in mid-stroke of missionary. That was one helluva last thrust before curling up and off. You know you are lucky to be with a partner when she is willing to nurse you back to form and then finish with some sympathetic Cow Girl.
Probably pretty serious carpet burns on both knees from a session with my secretary on a quiet Saturday morning!!!! Had no idea I was injured until things had calmed down! Damn I miss her !!!
A couple of weeks ago I had an issue where I didn't limber/stretch/warm-up enough for action. Heat of the moment, off to the bedroom, 'pants and boxers barely got to my knees as she raised her skirt to ride me' kind of action. The result was that after a few energetic thrusts, playing the bucking bronco for my cowgirl... I pulled my damned right hamstring!
She thought she'd done something wrong as I suddenly went flaccid, rolled her off me and screamed for a minute like a 4 y.o. girl being chased by closet monsters. I went on to my stomach and asked her to remove my clothes then flex my leg up to try to relax the muscles and get me some ice. After about 30 mins of nursing attention, she said I wasn't getting off the hook that easy. Since I was already on my stomach, she reasoned that I would DATY until she finished. Not sure if 'cripple guy eating me out' was on her list of fantasies to fulfill, but a man like myself always pays his debts - even when he has a pain in his ass.
I'd like to think I keep in reasonable shape. I've pulled my hammy only once before but that was years ago during high school sports. This was the first time during sex.
Any of you have any stories to share?
Limping along,
ga_kosh
A popular lady I used to see told me a story of a client who was the lucky recipient of one of her killer BBBJ's. At the moment of truth he jerked his head back suddenly and allegedly dislocated his jaw. Based on the woman's talent I tend to believe it's true
Helping my ATF move . Ended up after apartment was empty doing it on Carpet ! Carpet burn takes a long time to heal !
Every one of my providers gave me COOTIES!!!! 
That's not good lol
You may have just put yourself on a few DNS list
XOXO,
T
Oh come on it was an obvious joke I love all of my providers.
Yeah I know, I was just poking some fun at you dear
Havent heard the word cooties since I was in grade school lol!!
I was shocked to see the Urban dictionary even had it listed.
XOXOXO,
TL
TL is right. In some circles, cooties = cold sores/herpes
Admiral General Aladeen: "Congratulations Megan Fox. You now have herpes"
(Megan notices she has a gold Rolex)
MF: "Katy Perry said she got a Diamond Rolex!
AGA: Well, Katy Perry let me aladeen in her face."
cooties can be the gift you keep on giving.... lol
And I love The Dictator. my favorite Sascha Baron Cohen film thus far.
Staying out of the rain today,
ga_kosh
9pm to 6am almost nonstop in my teens with a 30 year old nimpho. It looked like a donut on my shaft. Hurt. Thought what disease did she just give me haha
Had a hard time walking in jeans.