Politics and Religion
No...she'll blame Bush...
According to Politfact! 
...on whether or not she is under sniper fire at the time.
No she gave it to me & I'm keepin it.
Did she give you her missing emails too?
Thank you J.D. I make quite a nice accessory.
According to Politfact!
They just took shit that didn't belong to them, got caught and were embarrassed into returning it.
You must be so proud.
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