Whew, the reason why I haven't been posting is a whole story in itself...

I just recently escaped from Kosh's basement where he's held me captive for the last month so he could take the title of top poster on the Atlanta forum.  It was a horrible, soul crushing ordeal.  The bastard wouldn't even tell me his wifi password.  Can you believe it?  And reception is terrible when you are locked up in an all steel cage.  But he did give me hot pockets to eat which was pretty cool -  I forgot how tasty those things were.

But no free beer, that bastard.  Which is actually how he lured me down to his basement in the first place.  He said he just stocked the fridge in his basement with Guinness.  Liar.  I was such a rube...  I should've known better.  Next thing I know I'm in a cage in his basement and he's all "Now it rubs the lotion on its body or it gets the hose again... oh... and I'm going to be the King of the Forums!!!  If not THE WORLD!!!  MUAHAHAH!!!"

So, after a month of no beer (hot pockets notwithstanding) I lost enough weight to escape through a teeny tiny basement window one day when Kosh forgot to lock my cage back up.  In a brilliant move I distracted him by complementing him on his complete life size Dr.  Who wax figure collection.  It's pretty impressive really - you should see it.  And I thought I was a nerd...

Anyway, look out Kosh - I'm a free man and I'm coming for you.

No seriously, I'm coming for you.  All that weight I lost has made me feel like a new man.  I just wanted to thank you.

Oh, and first round's on me!

PS:  The reality is much less exciting however - between work and auditioning a new favorite I've been pretty busy.