Newbie - FAQ
YMMV?
Your Mileage May Vary
YourMileageMayVary 
I thought it stood for
Yanni Makes Me Vomit
(with apologies to anyone here happened to be named Yanni)
Hey wait a second!! I love Yanni!!!!! He is GREAT mood music for sessions too. No words to distract, just good melody to listen to while making the music of love :o )
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