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surf and turf
chocfire 1 Reviews 2722 reads
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I read through the list of terms in the newbie section, and did a message search, but was unable to find the term "surf and turf" Was curious about what that was.  Thanks for the help.

Hadn't here found on the urban dictionary:

Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.

actually jazz, there were 3 definitions, so maybe we need the context it was used by the writer. here are the 3 def. below:

1. surf and turf  
Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.

After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.

2. surf and turf
(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.

Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.


3. surf and turf
when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.

Man, that was some serious surf and turf last night... USDA prime tuna taco.

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