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An etiquette question of the testicular variety...

I recently had an outstanding bj where the lady combined it with massaging my balls.  It was nice.

And by nice, I mean it was frickin' awesome.  Scrotacular actually.   :-)

Balls are strange things, it's kind of like I forget they are down there until I'm with a lady that shows them some attention.  Then I'm like - "Why don't I ask for this all the time?  It's amazing!"

Guys - do you like your balls to get some attention?  If so, do you like when a woman sucks them, massages them, fondles them, etc.?  Do you have to tell women what to do in regards to ball worship?  Are they receptive to it?

Gals - do you play ball(s)?  Do you ask a gent what he likes or just experiment?  Or do you just ignore them altogether unless he asks specifically?

Which lady secretly recorded the audio from our session without my consent?
And then posted it on youtube?
That's not cool.

You could have at least tried to blackmail me with the evidence first.

Be a little more professional next time please.
Because...

"Who's your daddy?!"

I know a chick that will deepthroat  her tongue and give your balls a nice down home licking at the same time. wow!

Wow is right.  I mean I've seen videos of such things but I assumed it was some trick of CGI.

I believe she is what is commonly referred to as "a keeper".

:-)

Posted By: foguete69
I know a chick that will deepthroat  her tongue and give your balls a nice down home licking at the same time. wow!

I'm so glad you met a lady who knew what the fuck she was doing! This post reminds me of times I fantasize about what it would feel like to be a man... just to receive an outstanding bj like that! (sigh). You know, ball play is one of those things that, "comes with the territory" with me.  I look at the penis/scrotum and the male G spot (in between the balls and anus) like a team, you can't pleasure one without the others.  

Typically, I don't ask a gent what he likes. I follow my intuition and the energy he gives me but usually the moans, eye rolls and toes curls tell me I'm doing something right, unless I'm with one of my favorite type a man, a dirty talker, then he is more vocal!

BTW, a man should never  have to ask for ball play ;-)

Dear Miss Delon,

You do seem to be a mind reader, or exceptionally skilled, or both.  And yes, I imagine mind reading and understanding body language comes in handy sometimes.  I inexplicably lose my ability to articulate well around you.

Except for moaning and saying "God that feels GOOD!!!" Of course.  ;-)

PS:  It has been much too long.

Posted By: tarendelon
I'm so glad you met a lady who knew what the fuck she was doing! This post reminds me of times I fantasize about what it would feel like to be a man... just to receive an outstanding bj like that! (sigh). You know, ball play is one of those things that, "comes with the territory" with me.  I look at the penis/scrotum and the male G spot (in between the balls and anus) like a team, you can't pleasure one without the others.  
   
 Typically, I don't ask a gent what he likes. I follow my intuition and the energy he gives me but usually the moans, eye rolls and toes curls tell me I'm doing something right, unless I'm with one of my favorite type a man, a dirty talker, then he is more vocal!  
   
 BTW, a man should never  have to ask for ball play ;-)

Thanks, Electr0nsrealm for your kind words. You are definitely a mind reader and exceptionally skilled too. It has been too long but when we do meet again...yeah, I feel sorry for the neighbors (evil grin).

never touching the clit.  You can get the job done ok, but only ok.  Rockin' the world means getting all of the tactile places involved!  That's how you make a guy (or a lady) a dirty talker, IMHO.

I couldn't agree with you more!! I mean, seriously why else would they all (penis/testicles, vagina/clit) be so close together ;-)

Being a dirty talker on the other hand, I would say comes from being a good communicator/interpersonal skills. I have learned in the hobby and in my personal life that those who are great at communicating have zero problems with talking dirty or expressing their desires but people who are a little more shy or introverted loved to hear dirty talk but couldn't necessarily say it.

I absolutely love a professional touch, feel, massage, suck, lick, etc. when it cums to ball play.  But whoaaa, with those childhood memories of so many not-so-pleasent feelings down there from the baseball diamond, I only trust the true professionals in the fun.  And I can say without a doubt that we surely have some wonderful pros here in the ATL that know just what they're doing in the sack, or rather to the sac.

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For me the boys should always receive attention.  I love my balls being licked, sucked, massaged, played with etc.  That goes not just for a blow job but during FS.  Feels great when a lady reaches down and fondles them while you are going at it.

I would draw the line at anything like CBT.  You can't be too rough with the boys.

Excellent point.

I enjoy a lady giving them a gentle squeeze in mish as well.
Or doggie, or spoons, or...
:-)

Most ladies have handled them gently at first, then move to more aggression until I either finish or cry uncle.

To those juggy juggling ladies who think that ball handling means it's a 4 ball action, thus grasp them really quick and hard to try to toss them up... Ouch!

The sword swallowers show think they can fit both of my balls in their mouths simultaneously (with or without my cock)... Teeth Hurt!  

I do like the gymnasts though. Especially with a trapeze.
 Maybe I should think this over a bit more.

ga_kosh

Koshie, once again your imagination astounds and impresses me.
And frightens me a bit as well.  ;-)

Ok guys and gals - I have a brilliant answer to this minor communication problem between the sexes. I propose that we ballcentric gents make our positions clear in no uncertain terms, so there is no miscommunication (and dashed expectations).

I will take the action item to get some tshirts ordered.  I've drafted the logo which should be pretty clear (see below).  Send me the size you need and how many you want.  Just make sure to wear them proudly the next time you see your lady of choice.

Problem solved.

Oh, and you're welcome

Though I'll admit both have more to do with the ball busters than the ball lickers.
And yes, Al Bundy is still our president. President For Life!

Amazons?!  You'll wish you had Amazonian masters (uh, er mistresses? - either way) when my fembot army is unleashed upon the earth.  My fembots laugh at Amazons - they say they are weak and too forgiving.  And call them crybabies.  They also say those Wonder Woman costumes make them look fat.  Which is really mean - but, hey I'm not telling them that.

Ok, confession time.  Actually - things aren't going all that well in my secret laboratory, so I think mankind isn't in danger of being crushed beneath stylish fembot heels anytime soon. My fembots seem to have gotten some insidious kind of malware called OPRAHbomb.  They keep stopping whatever task they've been given, point their finger and say "you get a virus!, and you get a virus!, and you get a virus!"  I've never seen anything like it.  And they keep making me take out the trash, and insisting I talk about my feelings, and they keep bugging me to go on that damn Dr. Phil show because apparently (get this) I don't tell them I love them enough.  Friggin' robots!  Wanting me to tell them I love them.  For chrissakes!  I don't even want to think about Valentine's Day coming up.  I'm going to be in the doghouse for sure.  I'm going to go bankrupt just buying roses for all my fembots!  I bet Ernst Stavro Blofeld never had problems like this.  

It almost makes you want to stop being a twisted, sadistic, megalomaniac who longs to punish the world for all her sins and instead just go join the Peace Core...  Almost.

Did I digress from my digression?  Now where were we?  Oh, yes...   BALLS!!!

I can cum from just kissing, licking massaging the twins.  That's not very often but it has happened.  They are very gentle so any squeezing gets painful fast.  My favorite being in doggie and having her reach under and massage them while I pound away.  I usually do not last very long though.
Another amazing technique I have enjoyed is when she can deep throat and then lick them while down all the way, NICE!

Agreed.  Too strong of a squeeze can bring things to a screeching halt.

Some women have excellent ball handling skills, and are a joy to be with.  The others we'll just have to teach...

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