No youtube. Check.
So I'll just switch to vimeo or some other more obscure medium for my freedom of expression?
'Cause the internet is F.I.L.T.H.Y" http://www.last.fm/music/MC+Frontalot/_/Pr0n+S0ng
MC Frontalot - The pr0n s0ng (with lyrics) Those maybe some of the funniest lyrics ever written, btw. Rule #34 set to music if you will. And while we are on the topic of uh... interesting fetishes (will you get your mind out of the gutter already?), I'll leave you with the greatest Star Wars themed golden shower song ever written... http://youtu.be/PwJghF8tGDY
MC Frontalot - Yellow Lasers "Cause I've got somethin' for you.
It is shiny. It is clean.
Come on up and I'll adore you
with my yellow laser beam".
It's just .....
Watch through to the end because ... I can't say i
So that's where ice cream comes from - a unicorn's butt.
That's just good science.
Why didn't they have the kids eat the soft serve straight from the unicorn's asshole?
Oh - THAT would have been in poor taste. Of course.
TLDR summary: Pooping - folks have been doing it wrong for hundreds of years. And apparently unicorn shit is delicious!
People have been defecating since pre-historic times.
Before the advent of toilet paper was medieval times, before commercially available tp was used in the US in the 1800s, people used their non-dominant hand, (usually the left in the West) and shat squatting. What position? Like sex, whichever one gets the job done with the least amount of discomfort. This system worked.
It amazes me sometimes how we have to have a tool to do something we have done without for centuries. Just this weekend, FOX News had a 'snow toy' segment with a mega-sized melon ball scooper for use in snowball fights. Seriously? Kids can't roll their own balls these days? In my day, we wore t-shirts and shorts and rolled our snowballs barehanded til they were shoulders-wide then tossed them like ice giants at one another... and we liked it!
I file it under the Wussification of America.
Still, use of a unicorn's ass. Brilliant.
ga_kosh
Wait - did someone say "First World Problem"?
Oh, that was me wasn't it?
Nevermind - any excuse to cue up a little Frontalot.
Preach, Brother Damian, preach!
http://youtu.be/M3w1_E1V46M
MC Frontalot - First world problem
See also...
http://youtu.be/-BiKrLti-Ac
MC Frontalot - The tribulations of Muffy and Perciva
I know
You never do anything piecemeal, and
you alternate between YouTube and Pornhub,
So it's time you give up YouTube and go back to Pornhub.
ga_kosh
PS - try to stay away from the tentacle hentai stuff this time.
No youtube. Check.
So I'll just switch to vimeo or some other more obscure medium for my freedom of expression?
Tentacle porn - so funny you should mention that... Reminds me of another Frontalot diddy. You know what great minds say about porn addiction, right?
"You have to click close, put it away
'Cause the internet is F.I.L.T.H.Y"
http://www.last.fm/music/MC+Frontalot/_/Pr0n+S0ng
MC Frontalot - The pr0n s0ng (with lyrics)
Those maybe some of the funniest lyrics ever written, btw. Rule #34 set to music if you will.
And while we are on the topic of uh... interesting fetishes (will you get your mind out of the gutter already?), I'll leave you with the greatest Star Wars themed golden shower song ever written...
http://youtu.be/PwJghF8tGDY
MC Frontalot - Yellow Lasers
"Cause I've got somethin' for you.
It is shiny. It is clean.
Come on up and I'll adore you
with my yellow laser beam".