Wow, I haven't used that gem since 6th grade. Almost forgot how good it feels.
You do know in today's PC lingo I'm no dirty old man?...Instead, I am a "Distinguished Upscale Gentleman of Sophisticated Distinction with VIP Status Are You Now Duly Impressed?:
Or DUGSDwVIPSAYNDI for short (the question mark is optional). Yeah, G and O. I love all their stuff. If you are into nerdcore these girls are for you. Their raps are priceless. Any girl that can work Rene Descartes into a song about handjobs has my great respect and admiration.
Got bored and hit YouTube....Here's a PSA ladies..
I think "don't bite" and "don't stop" are two fundamental laws of cock physics girls should be taught.
I don't know if it counts as a PSA (a religious one I suppose) but it makes me laugh everytime - The Loophole. I love some G and O.
Do any ladies happen to have a Catholic schoolgirl outfit? I have a role play in mind now... 
PS: Warning - It's highly sacrilegiious
PPS: But that's what makes it funny.
Garfunkel and Oates - The Loophole
I'm surprised I didn't get struck by lightning just watching that... though the brunette is do-able. 
Wow, I haven't used that gem since 6th grade. Almost forgot how good it feels.
You do know in today's PC lingo I'm no dirty old man?...
Instead, I am a "Distinguished Upscale Gentleman of Sophisticated Distinction with VIP Status Are You Now Duly Impressed?:
Or DUGSDwVIPSAYNDI for short (the question mark is optional).
Yeah, G and O. I love all their stuff. If you are into nerdcore these girls are for you. Their raps are priceless.
Any girl that can work Rene Descartes into a song about handjobs has my great respect and admiration.
These women are funny as hell. Holy fuckin shit. I have spent the last 2.5 hrs of my life watching there videos and my my face cheeks are sore like a good old fashioned acid trip. Thanks electron for enlightenment. My favorite is Frozen Lullaby especially because I have done the Dixie cup donation before.
Thanks again.
I'm so glad you enjoy them. I'm a big fan of cleverness, silliness, and nerdiness. Not to mention they are adorable together. They are officially Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome, but go musically as the duo "Garfunkel and Oates".
If you're a fan of Chris Hardwick (Nerdist Industries) and/or stoner comedian Doug Benson you've probably already heard of them. In fact, G&O trivia - Doug Benson actually introduced the two to each other (thinking they would hit it off). And the rest is history. The first song I heard of theirs was the Handjob Song and the second was The Go Kart Song. And I was hooked.
I listen to the Doug Loves Movies podcast and he has them on often. For the record, I don't inhale - I only listen because I'm a big movie buff.
They are like Key and Peele for me, even their mediocre stuff is better than just about everything else out there. Their raps are loaded with nerd and pop culture references (check out the Handjob Song and This Party took a turn for the douche - brilliant).
Some of my favorites:
http://youtu.be/CRm1yqSmsGY
Garfunkel and Oates - Weed Card
http://youtu.be/pHH3brmhPyw
Garfunkel and Oates - This party took a turn for the douche
http://youtu.be/2fraSdN-PG8
Garfunkel and Oates - Sports go sports
http://youtu.be/LbTB3ASkdOo
Garfunkel and Oates - Pregnant women are smug
http://youtu.be/dMKyKS2LGyI
Garfunkel and Oates - The Go Kart song
http://youtu.be/zHBuQvUCLYs
Garfunkel and Oates - One night stand
One of the funniest verses ever written:
"This might be strange to tell you
and I swear I'm not a whore
I have 206 bones in my body
and I'd really like one more."
http://youtu.be/IZDTkxWudXo
Garfunkel and Oates - F**k you
http://youtu.be/gbAJp1YarfU
Garfunkel and Oates - Self esteem
http://youtu.be/H-gfxjAaZg0
Garfunkel and Oates - 29/3