What a lovely first-day-of-the-pool-season it was! I had no idea so many of my neighbors could go from HausFrau to Hottie simply by donning a bikini and slathering on a little oil! It's a good thing I'm not a cad and that I have no charm whatsoever, otherwise I might have a field day without ever leaving the neighborhood.
TER has a category for breasts, tattoos, and piercings... Shouldn't there be one for tan lines?
Crap I'm horny.
are in Dc now
Let's see if we can't work something out, shall we?
Ahhhhh, you bring back such sweet mammaries (I mean memories).
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