Atlanta
Nice thought Stina, but will never happen and it appears
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Yeah, I've been on the naughty side of your list long enough to know how this game works.
But thanks for giving me the straight skinny. Uh... no offense. 
It's more than any of those rascals in Washington have ever done for me.
Smell ya later. Ya big, fat, hairy elf. And I mean that in the most respectful way just on the off chance I do get that matchbox. Those matchbox ferraris hold their value way better than the real ferraris.
None of us can be Dorian Gray, enjoying all of the sins and pleasures of Life without consequence yet retaining our own prime youth and vigor.
Not even Santa. *note the gut/pot belly, my white unkept beard, and the fondness for milk and cookies*
My advice to you is what I hear some people sometimes say:
"Do the best you can, while you can and try to have as much fun as you can."
Furthermore:
1) Coal is out of fashion because of Environmentalism/Climate Change/Carbon Footprint. Santa started with sending out gravel that he finds in other people's driveways. Now, with the Paris accords, I'm curbing my own carbon footprint to the point that I recommend you pick up your own gravel for your own self once you realize FedEx nor myself will be bringing you anything;
2) Acting your age is a matter to discuss with your physician. If I delivered any blue or gold pills, you'd likely hear odd sounds, have blurry vision and end up seeing your doctor after that 4 hour erection anyways. Save yourself the hassle and go see your doctor.
3) Tax exemption? Bah! Death and Taxes being the only certainties of life. One day you'll realize that "saving someone's life" is only "delaying his death". Also, Santa cannot make an immortal any more than Obamacare does.
Apologies for the reality check, so I'll send you a Ferarri one day (hope you don't mind matchbox cars) one day soon.
Hope you excel at holding your breath,
Santa Kosh
-- Modified on 12/15/2015 12:47:45 PMNot even Santa. *note the gut/pot belly, my white unkept beard, and the fondness for milk and cookies*
My advice to you is what I hear some people sometimes say:
"Do the best you can, while you can and try to have as much fun as you can."
Furthermore:
1) Coal is out of fashion because of Environmentalism/Climate Change/Carbon Footprint. Santa started with sending out gravel that he finds in other people's driveways. Now, with the Paris accords, I'm curbing my own carbon footprint to the point that I recommend you pick up your own gravel for your own self once you realize FedEx nor myself will be bringing you anything;
2) Acting your age is a matter to discuss with your physician. If I delivered any blue or gold pills, you'd likely hear odd sounds, have blurry vision and end up seeing your doctor after that 4 hour erection anyways. Save yourself the hassle and go see your doctor.
3) Tax exemption? Bah! Death and Taxes being the only certainties of life. One day you'll realize that "saving someone's life" is only "delaying his death". Also, Santa cannot make an immortal any more than Obamacare does.
Apologies for the reality check, so I'll send you a Ferarri one day (hope you don't mind matchbox cars) one day soon.
Hope you excel at holding your breath,
Santa Kosh
My understanding is the Fey is "fated to die", whereas Fae is short for Faerie.
Santa is Fae, and not fey. Actually, Santa's a god. Odin, to be exact and his Yuletide in which his blue hooded image bringing gifts from his home in the North was a celebration held long before the Christians took everything for Christ's Sake (literally, figuratively, and all of the above).
and if you've read the Dresden Files, you know that Santa enjoys hunting and killing things on Halloween.
and if you've read American Gods, you know Odin is one wiley sumbitch.
I being Santa Kosh, OTOH, am fey and not fae. I just hope get to visit more 'elves' before it's my time.
Your Matchbox Ferrari is waiting for you to get your butt off the naughty list.
ga_kosh
Santa is Fae, and not fey. Actually, Santa's a god. Odin, to be exact and his Yuletide in which his blue hooded image bringing gifts from his home in the North was a celebration held long before the Christians took everything for Christ's Sake (literally, figuratively, and all of the above).
and if you've read the Dresden Files, you know that Santa enjoys hunting and killing things on Halloween.
and if you've read American Gods, you know Odin is one wiley sumbitch.
I being Santa Kosh, OTOH, am fey and not fae. I just hope get to visit more 'elves' before it's my time.
Your Matchbox Ferrari is waiting for you to get your butt off the naughty list.
ga_kosh
...or a MAC (or Sephora) gift card.