I'll keep my ad short, sweet and succinct.  

Monday, January 5 through Thursday, January 8th  
9am-3pm  
Downtown Chicago
Incall/Outcall
500 per hour

5'5"
100 lbs
32D breasts
Long brown hair
Blue eyes
All natural, slim body

Please email me at [email protected] with your requested date and time, full name, contact number, employment information, and at least two reviewed provider references, along with any other verifcation information (RS2K, P411, TER whitelists).