because if I was your BF, you'd do that. How can you still claim to give GFE is you don't give what you would your BF?
Just kidding. There are probably a few activities that are reserved for SOs of clients and providers alike. I'm not sure what those are (with the exception of bareback intercourse), but I'm sure there's a few. Reminds me of the joke about "Why do brides smile so brightly on their wedding days? Because they know they've given their last BJs."Which isn't so much of a joke when you think about how many married guys hobby and post reviews and threads about their favorite BJ provider. ga_kosh
Was checking out another hobbyist review awhile back (don't remember the lady or reviewer) from a couple of years ago and something the reviewer wrote stuck in my head. He was asking if she was ok with something very common (in the realm of DATY or a common position) and the provider responded saying that she "only does that with her boyfriend".
I almost didn't believe it until I started remembering some of the truly idiotic excuses and imagined rules some (stressing 'some' here) make up to quantify what they're doing, which is hooking. I'm sure their bf's get the warm and fuzzies knowing that while his sweetie is getting pounded doggie by four guys in one day, at least she saves the anal for him lol!
Two of the best I've heard in my time:
- One young lady said her fiancé knew what she was doing but they had a rule that it would not be discussed. She was paying the rent while he tried to finish school to be a...wait for it...church minister. Apparently, they felt it inappropriate to discuss her career considering his soon to be line of work. That was a few years back. I'm sure they're doing great.
- Another time I had just finished cumming all over a young lady. I was standing and she was on her knees covered in my goo and stroking me. She said she normally only let's her husband do that but that she had 'made an exception' with me. Still on her knees with her hand lightly stroking me, she said she'd better get cleaned up and head out because her husband was waiting for her. I asked how far was her drive home. She said no, he's waiting for me in the parking lot. She then turned her head, cracked the blinds and pointed to a car about 20 ft away from the window. There he was, sitting there in a beat up car, waiting, while naked me and her (still covered in my cum btw) looked at him out the window. Classy...
FYI, in the review I mentioned at top of post, I got curious and read a few more recent reviews of the same girl. It seems that either in the interest of more cash or maybe she broke up with her bf (I'm guessing the first), that her services have grown quite a bit even, including anal. So much for saving some things for that 'special someone'.
I never cease to be amazed...
Sir Cumalot
provide a link to the first lady you experienced?
lol
I guess whatever it takes to compartmentalize lifestyle choices.
Overall, just as long as she is consistant with her reviews, I am good with whatever if I
choose to see her.
My most exciting moment in the hobby involved a boyfriend kicking in the bedroom door and screaming at the gal about cumming with a client! I was unaware that he was in the apartment, and as I was hittin' it K9 she started making some little noises, nothing very loud. Loud enough, I guess, because apparently boyfriend was listening and the bastard kicked the door and barged in screaming at her! I set a new world record in the "get dressed and get the fuck outa here" category. And I try to avoid incals in private residences.
that's whacked! I always thought it would be better if her hubby or bf knew but maybe not!