Be careful or someone might think your shilling for her...or worse yet, they might think you're me !! LOL
Look, I get it. Some people don't like writing reviews and are only doing it to get a gold star in P411. Or maybe they're doing it in hopes of getting on a certain provider's good side. Or whatever b.s. reason you can dream up.
The fact of the matter is this: stop writing fake-ass reviews. You don't do any of us any favors, goddammit. And a word of advice...if you're going to lie, be smarter about it instead of copying word-for-word what the previous reviewer wrote. Dumbass.
Anyway, rant over. I already sent a report to the admins so hopefully they'll shut this nonsense down. If curious which review I'm referring to, check the link below and see the top 2 "reviews."
Be careful or someone might think your shilling for her...or worse yet, they might think you're me !! LOL
Cheaters never prosper.
I would've added "for long", but that's just me. 
And lets face it, reviews are kind of a pain in the ass to write and submit and worry over.
Even for someone that loves to write as much as I do.
Some times I just don't know when to stop.
I do go on and on. Rambling seems to be in my blood.
I remember this one time I picked up pen and put it to paper just to jot down a thought or two and before long the whole notebook was filled. And not one of those chintzy little "memo" ones - this baby was a nice, big 5 divider spiral boun... uh... oh... what was the topic again?
Oh yeah - kids that steal your homework.
Don't ya just hate 'em?
I say we need to bring the Scarlet Letter back.
It's high time for a little shaming around here.
Only these guys should be branded with a big, red "D".
For "douchebag".
Or "dick".
Or "dufus".
Or "dumbass".
Or all of the above.
Author's note: Ask TER admin if we can brand offending TER handles with a big, red "D" next to their names.
Or better yet, just ban them altogether. 
-- Modified on 11/17/2015 10:08:51 AM
It takes me well over an hour to write each of my reviews. Often, by the time I've written, revised, re-revised, and proof-read them, it can be more like 2 hours plus, easily. Fake reviewers, trying to take the easy way out, for whatever reason, really upset me. If I notice a fake review, I always point it out to TER. One putz was dumb enough to copy and paste one of my reviews a few years back. Hell no! I got that removed pronto. Always be on the look-out.
to be paid at a very cheap rate of $100 an hour for review, you would have earned:
(202 reviews)*(2 Hrs/review)*($100/Hr) = $40,400. lol
In a serious note, I agree, writing a review takes a lot of thinking. Apart from helping fellow hobbyists and the reviewed provider, writing a review has several unintended benefits to the writer too. If I decide to write a review, I will think about the important aspects of the session that I would like to know if I were the one reading the review. I often write more and delete what I don't think is useful. The fun part is that, in the thinking and/or writing process, I'm going thru the session in my mind and I often laugh and giggle all by myself, I could be driving or in my office. You may also go years back and read your own old review and wonder if you will ever be able to remember all the fun things you did if you didn't document the session!.
So, to the fake reviewers out there, you are not only messing up someone's reputation, you are indeed missing the fun (byproduct) of writing a review.
Thats what I'm thinking...damn der...If you'd stop rubbing one out every other sentence, you'd be done in 3 minutes...
I'm just joking, I appreciate the time and effort you put into your reviews dude.
I like reading a well thought out review. It can influence my decision to see someone.
you, just like a novel would - a shared experience. What it is like being with her is just as important as what the two of you did. There are some reviewers, and der441 is one, who I really respect because they describe EXACTLY what I experience when I visit a lady for the first time that they've reviewed. And I think that is especially crucial for new ladies trying to get established - there are several in the top 15 that I know can attest to the value of early, comprehensive, and enthusiastic reviews.