I agree @egeisha96, The prepartion and presentation is sort of how I get off. I hate to see provider's with no passion...we are in the business of imagination/fantasy for crying out lou
Most providers I have seen have been great, but a few could use a few tips
-Don't overdo the lube to the point where I will have no sensation
-Please shave your legs...not a few days ago, yesterday,... that day.
-If you are under the expectation this is a one round deal, don't go cold after its over and there's still a half hour left, I paid for an hour
-Gum will only do so much for the cigarette tast
I agree with you about the second half of your post!
Of course, I advertise pretty clearly that I don't shave my legs (or anything else), so hopefully you would never end up in a session with me under the incorrect assumption that my legs would be shaved.
As for your first bullet point, I actually prefer a lot of lube with the regular/male condom because I am so tight that there tends to be a LOT of friction otherwise. I mean I do get really wet but it only lasts for so long (especially if there's been a lot of foreplay, which for me there usually is) before the condom friction gets annoying. BUT I love my new solution which is enjoying female condoms with partners who desire extra-sensitive sensation. I still use tons of lube, but it feels awesome for the guy since the lube is on his side and he gets to feel the hot delicious wetness. I still get the stimulation I enjoy with less friction from a condom rubbing back and worth on me, and my partner gets even more sensation than usual. Plus the wider condom base covers more surface area and provides better protection from STI's than regular/male condoms.
But I definitely agree, an hour is an hour is an hour. And gum is a poor solution for covering up garlic, cigarettes, anything your mouth might taste like. I always hoard those tiny bottles of mouthwash from hotels and carry them around for such occasions. 
I like you, a lot of others need to have your attitude, most would get offended by this post but you told it like it was,.. Thank you... It's very refreshing to see this!!!
I myself do not have much hair other then on the top of my head... I think it was the chemo I went through, it killed all my body hair cells...lol So I do not have body hair, I can go 2 weeks without shaving my legs before you can see little fuzz... Lol
But agree with all of the above, especially gum/mouth wash/toothpaste when one consumes smokes...
I spend hours in preparation for a date...showering etc.curling my hair, applying make up, and usually just getting mentally prepared for a date all of which is done to make sure I provide the complete fantasy for my companion, and usually its all messed up after some erotic 4-play and my Russian roulette special!
I agree @egeisha96, The prepartion and presentation is sort of how I get off. I hate to see provider's with no passion...we are in the business of imagination/fantasy for crying out lou