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ga_kosh 22 Reviews 330 reads
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You might have pole vaulted but she likely (in addition to squat thrust):

Hammer Throw (she had to use both hands on your mighty Mjolnir, ammarite?)
Shot Put (she tried her best to get the maximum distance out of your shot)
Pommel Horse (Was she a spinner? Thought so)
and any number of floor and bed Gymnastics.

Hell, she's probably a genuine Pentathlete or Decathlete when you sit down and think about it.

You?  Well, you... she might have given you good marks for your Muff Diving, but I hear the East German judge is still biased - so throw out the high and the low scores.

Recovering from injuries sustained from Tuesday Senior Night at IHOP (a sport onto itself),  
ga_kosh

KristaC341903 reads

I super new and I'm loving this life!!!  I'm the corporate type and am used to doing analysis around market conditions and strategies. So!!  Is there a seasonality to adult entertainment?  Are there days or weeks when we can expect slow times?  
Thanks for your insight!!!  
xoxo

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electr0nsrealm408 reads

Hi Krista,

I think generally the summertime is slow for various reasons - kids are out of school, family vacations, travel, stuff like that.  I'm sure other folks will give you their opinions on your good questions.

And welcome to the hobby!  It's always nice to see fresh new faces (as well as other parts too, lol).

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KristaC34366 reads

Thank you for the warm welcome and your response!!  

I'm so happy that I decided to post and ask the question!!

xoxo
Krista

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varmint101421 reads

Steer clear of anyone without a TER review

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LayDownSally388 reads

Hello and Welcome

Yes, there is seasonality in this trade and especially in this market segment.  

Examples would include these past weeks.  The MLB sequence of divisional, league, and World Series games have just concluded. Some of the gents were focused on that. Likewise, college football takes up some attention. I admit I follow my beloved Vols during the season so that cuts into my hobby time.  Lastly, I was at the Atlanta M&G and a some of my fellow hobbyists stated that they were going to hold back on some bookings in order to do Christmas shopping. So, yes seasonality.  The economy was sometimes cause a drop off.

Also, I think that it takes some time for a provider to find her market niche and then become known for it  There is room for all types in this market, but in my case I admit I am a focused buyer.  I am 5'7" so I tend toward bookings with petite girls. Bigger and taller girls are indeed pretty but to me I would feel like a dachshund trying to get it on with a German Shepard.  It takes time to become a known player.

Some unsolicited advice  you may ask??  Ok, seriously, work to become known.  Be active here on the discussion boards. It helps.  When the M&G's come up, attend.  As in any business, a good product will endure.  

I join the others, welcome

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AvaRaleigh449 reads

I'm 5'7 as well, and rarely wear heels in general because even the comfortable ones make me hate life after 2 hours. I made an exception at that first Meet and Greet because I felt the ensemble required heels, a decision I stand by. But unless specifically requested I do not wear them when meeting clients, partially because I know shorter men might feel uncomfortable if they perceive me as a giraffe. Since most gentleman do not disclose their height before our first meeting I feel it is best to err on that side. My feet thank you for giving support to this notion. Besides, you are talking to someone who considers Tyrion Lannister and Jon Snow to be the most bang worthy characters on Game of Thrones, height is not a requirement for being great in bed ;) ;) ;)

Krista, hi and welcome! I noticed your Eros ad a few weeks ago and thought "who is the gorgeous blonde, I must not have seen her before because I would certainly remember." Be on the lookout for a PM from me, I'll give my thoughts on some of your questions in detail that would likely bore the gents. I have a very analytical approach to certain aspects of the business side of escorting as well, let's just say I have a very sexy spreadsheet going!

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LayDownSally313 reads

Well, you certainly took the center stage that night. Audrey would have been greatly honored.  I do suppose that the heels can be uncomfortable. I will add; however, that they compliment you well.  Also, you look great with the hair up. Again, probably a hassle, but from a male point of view, it really works for you.  You have a great neck and face combination.  Should I write much more, readers will need to get a cigarette.

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EmmaCorey324 reads

Awesome advice and it was great meeting you!

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foguete69309 reads

welcome.

seems like most providers keep regular hours, but I would guess mid week may be
slow or before 10 am mornings.

good luck to you and glad you are loving it.

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KristaC34344 reads

Well THANK YOU KINDLY for all of your words :-) it's so nice to feel welcome where I haven't yet made a name for myself!

I've had an absolute blast so far!!!  I didn't realize my new life would be this invigorating and rewarding!  It is soooo great seeing my man as happy as he is when our time ends!

I will certainly be posting more on our board and I'm seriously looking forward to attending a M&G!

Makes sense that MLB would slow things down a bit... And other sports, too. Makes me feel better to know this because then it's easier to somewhat gauge upcoming calendaring.  

I'm impressed with everyone's postings that I've read.. Really looking forward to getting to know you all!!

Have a good day everyone!!

Chat soon!

xoxox
Krista

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electr0nsrealm301 reads

Looks like you have a great attitude - that will take you far.  And respectful, thoughtful questions are always appreciated.  You can already see that there are lots of helpful folks here.  It's a great community.

Come here and I'll let you in on a little secret...  ok...  We nerds don't care anything about sports.  Ewwww...

Well, unless we are playing them online from our air conditioned ultra comfy nerd batcaves.  

Just sayin'
;-)

Posted By: KristaC34
Well THANK YOU KINDLY for all of your words :-) it's so nice to feel welcome where I haven't yet made a name for myself!  
   
 I've had an absolute blast so far!!!  I didn't realize my new life would be this invigorating and rewarding!  It is soooo great seeing my man as happy as he is when our time ends!  
   
 I will certainly be posting more on our board and I'm seriously looking forward to attending a M&G!  
   
 Makes sense that MLB would slow things down a bit... And other sports, too. Makes me feel better to know this because then it's easier to somewhat gauge upcoming calendaring.  
   
 I'm impressed with everyone's postings that I've read.. Really looking forward to getting to know you all!!  
   
 Have a good day everyone!!  
   
 Chat soon!  
   
 xoxox  
 Krista

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ga_kosh337 reads

Nerds LARP and love role-playing in the bedroom. And we all know that Sex counts as a Sport since someone always keeps score. Don't believe me? Read the reviews.  

The score being orgasms and depending on the session it's either a shutout or a lop-sided score. I for one never mind losing to multi-orgasmic women.  

Welcome, Krista!

Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Looks like you have a great attitude - that will take you far.  And respectful, thoughtful questions are always appreciated.  You can already see that there are lots of helpful folks here.  It's a great community.  
   
 Come here and I'll let you in on a little secret...  ok...  We nerds don't care anything about sports.  Ewwww...  
   
 Well, unless we are playing them online from our air conditioned ultra comfy nerd batcaves.    
   
 Just sayin'  
 ;-)  
   
Posted By: KristaC34
Well THANK YOU KINDLY for all of your words :-) it's so nice to feel welcome where I haven't yet made a name for myself!  
     
  I've had an absolute blast so far!!!  I didn't realize my new life would be this invigorating and rewarding!  It is soooo great seeing my man as happy as he is when our time ends!  
     
  I will certainly be posting more on our board and I'm seriously looking forward to attending a M&G!  
     
  Makes sense that MLB would slow things down a bit... And other sports, too. Makes me feel better to know this because then it's easier to somewhat gauge upcoming calendaring.    
     
  I'm impressed with everyone's postings that I've read.. Really looking forward to getting to know you all!!  
     
  Have a good day everyone!!  
     
  Chat soon!  
     
  xoxox  
  Krista

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electr0nsrealm326 reads

Now that you mention it Kosh, I suppose sex does count as a sport.  You get sweaty and can sprain something if you don't stretch properly.  And sometimes there are spectators.  And even cheering - if you're lucky.

Why, it just so happens I was practicing the pole vault last night with a pretty little thing as she was simultaneously perfecting her squat thrust.  She received very high marks (as there were no Russian judges in the bed with us at the time).

Well, what do you know?...  I'm an athlete!!!

LOL

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ga_kosh331 reads

You might have pole vaulted but she likely (in addition to squat thrust):

Hammer Throw (she had to use both hands on your mighty Mjolnir, ammarite?)
Shot Put (she tried her best to get the maximum distance out of your shot)
Pommel Horse (Was she a spinner? Thought so)
and any number of floor and bed Gymnastics.

Hell, she's probably a genuine Pentathlete or Decathlete when you sit down and think about it.

You?  Well, you... she might have given you good marks for your Muff Diving, but I hear the East German judge is still biased - so throw out the high and the low scores.

Recovering from injuries sustained from Tuesday Senior Night at IHOP (a sport onto itself),  
ga_kosh

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electr0nsrealm328 reads

I thought we were friends.
Oh fine.
Well, I suppose I've been called worse...  

Ok, maybe I'm not a pentathlete or heptathlete but I'm training vigorously to be a humptathlete.  So give me a little credit.

And "The Mighty Mjolnir?".  The little guy has been called many things over the years but never that.  But now that's quite a scene you've put in my head, maybe I'll use that during my next date...

"Stand back fair maiden!  Your rare beauty and raw sensuality have unleashed the hammer of the gods...  behold THE MIGHTY MJOLNIR!!!"

Nah, if I've learned anything it is to underpromise and overdeliver - not the other way around.  ;-)

The Mighty Mjolnir...  Dude, you crack me up.  Where do you come up with this stuff?

Posted By: ga_kosh
You might have pole vaulted but she likely (in addition to squat thrust):  
   
 Hammer Throw (she had to use both hands on your mighty Mjolnir, ammarite?)  
 Shot Put (she tried her best to get the maximum distance out of your shot)  
 Pommel Horse (Was she a spinner? Thought so)  
 and any number of floor and bed Gymnastics.  
   
 Hell, she's probably a genuine Pentathlete or Decathlete when you sit down and think about it.  
   
 You?  Well, you... she might have given you good marks for your Muff Diving, but I hear the East German judge is still biased - so throw out the high and the low scores.  
   
 Recovering from injuries sustained from Tuesday Senior Night at IHOP (a sport onto itself),    
 ga_kosh

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ga_kosh281 reads

She's the real Athlete, you're there to support her with your lap.

I'm an befuddled by the notion that someone with the word 'realm' in his name hasn't done a Thor impersonation.  
"Have at Thee, Villainess! Feel the wrath of Mighty Mjolnir! Thou art Doomed to Multiple Orgasms simply by being in thine presence! Hazah!"    (winged helmet sold separately)

I'm not sure where these ramblings come from as I'm not on pain meds, even after that rolling walker granny stampede at the IHOP I mentioned earlier. I wish I'd been at the M&G.

ga_kos

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electr0nsrealm309 reads

For the record I am a big supporter of my provider friends - with my lap, with my hands, as a shoulder to cry on, but most importantly - with my wallet.

And yes - my nerdish handle betrays my nerdish proclivities, but I have unfortunately not gotten down to the the T section (where Thor resides) of my Dungeons and Dragons Deities and Demigods Handbook yet.  I still have Sif, Skadi, and Surtur to get through first.  Not to mention Set.  But I'll be wielding the Mighty Mjolnir as Thor in the very near future - don't you doubt.

PS:  Save me some of those banana crepes - those things are delicious!

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