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Elvis Presley - Such a Night

I'm a big Fiona Apple fan, and her first hit "Criminal" oozes sexuality, especially the music video. I linked it below, she looks quite fetching wet. I like the line it walks between innocence and knowledge of sexual power. I also possess a similar vocal range to Miss Apple, though I'm not nearly as gifted in the singing department. Maybe a striptease would be a better idea ;)

Ladies, what song would you sing you think sums up your bedroom style? Gentleman, same question, or if there is a particular favorite you would like to see a lady perform do share!

Runner up: "Move Like U Stole It" by ZZ Ward. It's a song about seducing a nerd, which I've certainly done a few times in my life.

GaGambler356 reads

Some singing voices really aren't meant to be amplified, I am convinced that I am one of those people.

It's not that I am scared to sing, it's just that I am too considerate to the audience to inflict such pain on their eardrums.

...I Second That Emotion as well as Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On.

A little Sinatra is good for all ages.  Now I am impressed with the ZZ Ward reference-Go girl- her song criminal is great also. Cheers from the Lake.

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Kind've a sad, semi-depressing song, but I like that kind of music when singing. Girl that heard me sing it today said she absolutely loved it.   :)

Karaoke - it's one of those things that sounds (heh) like a horrible idea.  But the more you drink, the better an idea it becomes.  

But I guess that applies to most bad ideas and the effect alcohol has on them, doesn't it?

So the whole idea of being sexy at karaoke is pretty funny as I am presupposing that much alcohol has already been consumed.

If I was with a pretty lass and hoping for a follow up date then I wouldn't sing at all.  I would be at my most charming (and merciful).  But, because I am a good "Yes, and..."er here are my thoughts:

If she knew me well (and or some small amount of alcohol was involved) and I was trying to be sexy (LOL) then I would sing "You made me so very happy".  Which is a pretty fan-fucking-tastic song by itself.  Not that I could do it any justice.

http://youtu.be/7ym7_dmP9j8
BS&T - You made me so very happy.

If I had a few beers in me and I was being cheeky (highly likely) I would sing "Anybody seen my cock?".  It's a party classic.

http://youtu.be/ln4QojnG7G8
Ivor Biggun - Anybody seen my cock?

If I was three sheets to the wind then it would just have to be the best drinking and/or fighting song ever penned "If I should fall from the grace with God".

http://youtu.be/B4v6aNjGFFk
The Pogues - If I should fall from the grace with God.

As all efforts at being charming would be out the window.  At that point I would be looking to stir up trouble.  Or go night-night.  One of those for sure.  ;-)

But sexy?  Me, alcohol, and karaoke?...
Not bloody likely.

"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me"  -  Bellamy Brothers

(more alcohol)

"Ain't Goin' Down ('Till The Sun Comes Up)"  -  Garth Brooks

(even more alcohol)

"Can't Get No (Satisfaction)"  -  Rolling Stones

(copious alcohol)

"Wake Me Up Before You Go(-go)"  -  Wham!

 
Sadly, can confess to having experienced all of these - although, hopefully, without karaoke!

Elvis Presley - Such a Night

LOVE LOVE LOVE to sing that song! :)  

I think then I would like to do Nine inch nails....Clos

Okay in order of increasing intoxication, I have three -Sexiness or not.
 I'm in a large crowd drinking beer:

1) "Scotty Doesn't Know" - Lustra, from the EuroTrip soundtrack (see vid link below)  
It's my go-to song.

Sample:
"Scotty doesn't know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she's in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...

Scotty doesn't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!..."

a couple of more pints later....

2)  "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked", Cage the White Elephant

"I was walkin' down the street
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me
She said, "I never seen a man
Who looked so all alone
Oh could you use a little company?

And if you pay the right price
Your evening will be nice
And you can go and send me on my way."
I said, "You're such a sweet young thing
Why you do this to yourself?"
She looked at me and this is what she said

[Chorus:]
Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay
I got mouths to feed
And ain't nothing in this world for free
No I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Though you know I wish I could
No there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good..."

If Tequila and or Spirits are involved and/or I'm just piss drunk, I immediately go to song #3:  

3) "All For Me Grog", by Emerald Rose
" (starts with the chorus)
It's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for the beer and tobacco
I've spent all me tin on the lassies drinkin' gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

Where are me boots, me noggin, noggin boots?
They've all gone for beer and tobacco
The heels they are worn out and the toes are kicked about
The soles are lookin' out for better wea-ther...

(chorus

Ain't no rest for the wicked - awesome!
Borderlands much?

I heard the song in conjunction with a ad campaign for LEVERAGE, one of my all-time favorite TV shows.
Ya know, the one with "Hitter, Hacker, Thief, Grifter, and Mastermind".  

"Age of the Geek, Baby! Age of the Geek!"

Besides, the guy singing 'Wicked" sounds so bad even I can measure up to his performance.

Ah, gotcha.  I thought I detected a gamer vibe in there somewhere.

Yeah, the first time I heard that song it was tied to the intro of "Borderlands" which is an absolutely kickass game.  Loved the song, loved the game - it's a good combo.  ;-

Angry Birds kind of guy. I used to play PC games like Neverwinter Nights and almost any "Age of" games but now they're just time wasters while I'm waiting in various places.  

I will, however, sing these tunes whenever possible - no alcohol required:

This (see link),  
Final Jeopardy,  
and the Muppets "MahnaMahna" song.

You have been warned. "Once you here it, you can't un-hear it."

The Coral Reefer himself, Jimmy Buffet.  Karaoke is usually accompanied by alcohol, and that song has always been a favorite drinking song.

HarryWacker252 reads

My best song is "Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble" (see below) but I also made up my own lyrics to update the other Mac Davis classic "Why Don't we All Just Get Stoned?"  Oddly, very few tweaks are required - adding to the adage about "The More Things Change, the More They Stay the Same."

"...There's mass unemployment,
And crime in the streets,
Inflation gets worse everyday,
They're taxing us maximum,
And Congress ain't axing 'em.
They take most my paycheck away.
Now Social Security
Has become an obscurity,
Where the hell's all the money we paid?
Lord, if the Muslims don't take us,
Obamacare will break us,
We ain't got a chance either way.

Why don't we all just get stoned,
Get drunk and sing beer-drinking songs.
Between Obama and Putin,
Khamanei and Cameron,
We might as well all just get stoned..."

Having a Monday kind of Monday, Harry

across my big brass bed.  lol

the raucous live version.

Fiona Apple was a pick too.  I also love Evanescence and Carrie Underwood.

...no karaoke for me.  I'd rather sing it with a live band.  

Whole Lotta Love by Led Zep would be a very close runner up for me.

I am not the lead singer but.....with apologies to Billy Idol/Stevie Stevens....

Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel Came pumpin cross my floor
She said "Come on baby I got a license for love
And if it expires pray help from above"
In the midnight hour she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more
In the midnight hour babe more, more, more
With a rebel yell more, more, more
More, more, more

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