Went in for the annual physical yesterday and filled out a the perfunctory questionnaire. Toward the end was an odd question: "What is/are your Drug(s) of Choice?" (a line usually reserved for addicts and/or rehab patients)
I listed mine as:
Caffeine (2-3 times Daily)
Alcohol (2-3 weekly, with nicotine)
Nicotine (1-2, weekly with alcohol)
ASA/APAP (as needed, 1- 2 weekly) - aka Asprin/Tylenol
Fexofenadine (used as needed during allergy season) - aka Allegra
Of course, I was accused of being a smart ass but I admitted that I have not been exposed to MJ since THE WALL concert (my last concert of note), and the rest of illicit recreation drugs just don't interest me. I was informed that I was with about 90% of the population. Was the Nurse correct?
ga_kosh, thankful the rain has subsided in NE GA.
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It sure is addictive.
And I act crazy when I can't get it.
...uh
Crazier - I mean. 
I thought for a second you were gonna start quoting Huey Lewis and the News "I Wanna New Drug" and I'd have that song stuck in my head all afternoon.
I think I just managed to do it to myself.
Fudge. I shouldn't have typed this post.
ga_kosh
Dude, you just psyched yourself out. Haha.
Just don't make me think about Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" because that one makes me want to jump off a bridge.
Arrrrrgggghhhh!
Now I just psyched myself out...
I swear the guy has a bad case of GPS.
Golden Pun Syndrome.
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