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electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 773 reads
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Ok, how many people thought they'd click on that post and have a bare butt staring them in the face?
Come on, be honest...

Give me more credit than that.
This is serious.  And sacred.
Because this is the spooky, creepy, macabre, and yes even sexy...
HALLOWEEN THREAD!!!!
*cue lightning, thunder, and overly dramatic organ music*
....................

Listen to them.
Children of the night.
What music they make!

The Halloween displays are up and it's just barely more than a month away.  I'm a big fan - in fact, it's my favorite holiday.  

Chilly weather, parties, horror-thons, sexy nurses, pumpkins, sexy devils, playing pranks on friends, sexy angels, fall brews of all kinds, sexy kitty cats, bonfires, sexy cops, candy, hayrides, sexy witches, haunted houses, sexy vampires, colorful leaves, corn mazes, sexy catwomen.  Ok, I guess I mainly like hot ladies in sexy costumes.  

Why can't every day be Halloween?

Guys - do you have any great costumes, rituals, or epic prank stories regarding this great holiday?

Ladies - which of you enjoy showing your Halloween spirit?  What's your favorite sexy or scary costume?  Any great stories or fantasies you'd like to share with us?

Props to the movie that started it all for vamp fans - Dracula (Lugosi 1931).  That scene is still powerful.  And credit to Bram Stoker for having the idea in the first place.  I'll take Lugosi over shimmery emo vampires anyday (WTF Mrs. Meyer?!).

And before I get flamed by hardcore horror nerds - yes, I know all about Murnau's Nosferatu.  Hush - or I'll make you watch Twilight.  The entire series.  :-p
Related Link: Dracula - Lugosi (1931)

Tartus429 reads

I'm just dense or something, but what does Dracula have to do with getting laid.  Wait!  I have used a Dracula bite to get things going a time or two-- so guess there may be some connection-- just don't see it clearly.

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electr0nsrealm392 reads

EVERYTHING has to do with getting laid.  Does it not?  Or maybe that's just me.  ;-)

Ok, let me step you through my thought process.
If you could call it a process.
Or even thought...

Dracula = Horror Movie icon = scary = Halloween = adult parties = drunken debauchery = costume contests = hot babes in sexy outfits = getting laid (or at least the remote possibility thereof)

So the connection is perfectly obvious for all to see.  :-)

Plus Dracula is just plain cool.  He doesn't need a "why?".

But I was mainly hoping to get some interesting discussion about favorite costumes, or fantasies, or sexy scary movies.  Or anything that might be Halloween or horror themed.  

Anybody?  

Posted By: Tartus
I'm just dense or something, but what does Dracula have to do with getting laid.  Wait!  I have used a Dracula bite to get things going a time or two-- so guess there may be some connection-- just don't see it clearly.

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Tartus290 reads

You're absolutely right that everything is about getting laid-- at least for guys.

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spinnaker17417 reads

with Radiant Ryan.  She was dressed in an all-black police girl outfit: hat, net stockings, knee-high boots, hot pants, and a front zipper vest top that was mostly unzipped.  The valet let her out of the car with an admiring look.  Let me out, dressed in my striped prisoner outfit, then leaned in and whispered "you are my new hero."  Lordy she looked hot!!!

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electr0nsrealm346 reads

I think you're my hero, too.
Gives a whole new meaning to "Fuck the Police!".  LOL.

I've never played with a sexy cop, I think that would be hot though.  But come to think of it, I have let ladies put me in handcuffs a few times.  And they didn't even give me a call to my lawyer.  Talk about harassment.  :-)

Thanks for sharing.

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with Radiant Ryan.  She was dressed in an all-black police girl outfit: hat, net stockings, knee-high boots, hot pants, and a front zipper vest top that was mostly unzipped.  The valet let her out of the car with an admiring look.  Let me out, dressed in my striped prisoner outfit, then leaned in and whispered "you are my new hero."  Lordy she looked hot!!!

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electr0nsrealm353 reads

To those of you that participated - thank you.

To those of you that didn't - I hope a vampire, werewolf, or zombie bites you in an uncomfortable place.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming about what is the best strip club?, or is my provider a stripper?, or is my stripper a provider?...

Speaking of - the attitude of Home Depot employees has really gotten out of hand.  I asked the lady at the paint counter the other day "what stripper should I use?".

She said "how about your mom?".

Wow.  You just can't get good help these days.

:-)

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