Is it like Costco or Sam's Club?
Where we band together as hobbiests and use our collective buying power to get pussy in bulk?
Have you ever seen those huge bins of pretzel bites with the peanut butter in them? They're awesome.
But I'm not really sure if I want my girl's pussy supersized...
Or maybe it's like a timeshare?
Where we have a certain guaranteed slot with a provider and we each get certain days to enjoy it. And maybe we can trade our slots up or down like if we want to visit other, more exotic locations - like Greece?
Slots... Providers... Greece... teehee
Or maybe we just get to wear cool hats.
I want a really cool hat... And a secret handshake too. Maybe I'll just start my own club. Anybody want to join my club? I've got pizza rolls and hot wings. Oh, and beer... Who wouldn't want to join that club?
No, I haven't started drinking yet - why do you ask? It's not even noon. What kind of lush do you think I am?
I wait until at least 2 on Fridays. A man has to have some dignity.
A fellow hobbyist was telling me about a fraternity of hobbyists that have banded together calling themselves "B.F.W." What he told me sounded pretty interesting. Anyone know how I can get info on joining?
Oooh, now I'm intrigued... A secret club...
Is it like Costco or Sam's Club?
Where we band together as hobbiests and use our collective buying power to get pussy in bulk?
Have you ever seen those huge bins of pretzel bites with the peanut butter in them? They're awesome.
But I'm not really sure if I want my girl's pussy supersized...
Or maybe it's like a timeshare?
Where we have a certain guaranteed slot with a provider and we each get certain days to enjoy it. And maybe we can trade our slots up or down like if we want to visit other, more exotic locations - like Greece?
Slots... Providers... Greece... teehee
Or maybe we just get to wear cool hats.
I want a really cool hat... And a secret handshake too. Maybe I'll just start my own club. Anybody want to join my club? I've got pizza rolls and hot wings. Oh, and beer... Who wouldn't want to join that club?
No, I haven't started drinking yet - why do you ask? It's not even noon. What kind of lush do you think I am?
I wait until at least 2 on Fridays. A man has to have some dignity
Is it like Costco or Sam's Club?
Where we band together as hobbiests and use our collective buying power to get pussy in bulk?
Have you ever seen those huge bins of pretzel bites with the peanut butter in them? They're awesome.
But I'm not really sure if I want my girl's pussy supersized...
Or maybe it's like a timeshare?
Where we have a certain guaranteed slot with a provider and we each get certain days to enjoy it. And maybe we can trade our slots up or down like if we want to visit other, more exotic locations - like Greece?
Slots... Providers... Greece... teehee
Or maybe we just get to wear cool hats.
I want a really cool hat... And a secret handshake too. Maybe I'll just start my own club. Anybody want to join my club? I've got pizza rolls and hot wings. Oh, and beer... Who wouldn't want to join that club?
No, I haven't started drinking yet - why do you ask? It's not even noon. What kind of lush do you think I am?
I wait until at least 2 on Fridays. A man has to have some dignity.
Do they have cool hats? And a secret handshake?
I bet they even have a Grand Poobah - don't they?
I think it is like a timeshare because this guy asked me to pony up $5,000 for one year or just pay $25,000 for a lifetime membership. I think they just get together for Elephant Walks and competitive Soggy Biscuit tournaments
Well, after spending some research time over at urbandictionary.com all I can say is.... ewwww...
I don't care how cool those hats those guys have, those aren't my kind of party games. Not that there's anything wrong with that - as Seinfeld would say.
But the research expedition wasn't in vain. I picked up some new "An elephant walks into a bar..." jokes. Google - LOL.
Speaking of, did you hear the one about the dyslexic drunk that walked into a bra?
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That would be the DBA club...Dick Bumpers of Atlanta.
If they wanted to keep it a secret they shouldn't have advertised membership on the bathroom wall at the Exxon across from Perimeter Mall..
Go to Doll House or Flashers or other strip club. Invitation only join
Arrogrant rich assholes. Money brings in elete.EGO MANIA
Spot on tdavy... probably a bunch of rich douchebags that sit around bragging about the size of their junk and how ladies love being with them. Those self serving jackoffs can keep their elitist soggy biscuit games to themselves.