I can't be a spokesmodel for your new product, however, because I already have a lovely fuzzy peach of my own (complete with soft blonde hair).
xoxoxTori
Just how sexy a small landing strip is. I was watching a little porn (hey hotel rooms get lonely) and saw a beautiful one on a sexy lady. Seems like most are shaved bald, which is a lot better than the bushes I grew up with in the 70's. Not even sure you could call it it a strip. It was more like a SMALL triangle strategically placed. Absolutely beautiful.
I hear you. I know bald is all the rage these days and ladies have to be very fashion-conscious. But, I too, recently had some fur tickling my nose and remember how much I miss it...
Ah, the good old days when women had hair.
And so did I. LOL
Very sexy and feminine to the max.
I read an article that quoted a study claiming increased sensitivity over clean shaven and overall better health, health never was an issue but OMG sensitivity has dramatically increased with just a small neatly trimmed bush protecting my tender parts and the lubrication is abundant........yoweeeee
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At our age, we start to get a bit forgetful as Sometimer's Disease sets in.
Landing Strips on the ladies are helpful Arrows that point the way to Heaven.
Arrows are good things unless the Pope's or the POTUS or some other dignitary is in town. That's when the rest of society joins us in frustration over all those damned detour arrows. Takes me like 3 hours to get 10 blocks! WTH?
Umm,, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, now I remember.
ga_kosh, Sometimer's patient
You mean like this?
That's a great idea!
As an oldtimer's sufferer myself I can sometimes get off track.
You know I think a lot of it is you don't really throw ideas and memories away. So I have a helluva lot more stuff to remember now than when I was 20. We don't get credit for that. All those Reagan years I'd gladly trade in for a couple more free megs on the old noggin hard drive. Is electroshock still a thing? Maybe a nice hard reset to clear out those cobwebs...
Now, where was I again? If only I had some sort of sign to point me on my way...
Oh. OH! That's genius!!!
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By finding that pic, I just know that a decent entrepenis like yourself has gone to one of those wig companies and made the sales pitch:
"Ladies, do you hate doing too much grooming 'down there' and just wanna shave it all off but are afraid your elderly sugar daddy will lose his way during foreplay?
Now there's PussyStache! With one simple self-adherent strip, you too can enjoy the benefits of being squeaky clean while still helping your old man find his way to the Promised Land! No more muss or fuss trimming at the right angles and getting those painful cuts. With PussyStache you just shave, dry, apply and tell him you're horny! It's That Simple!
PussyStache. Only $9.95 + shipping & handling.
But wait! If you order now, you can get a second PussyStache for those times when you prefer that he dine at the O instead of the Y. Since PussyStache can be applied anywhere, just clean yourself up and apply it to your backside. If your old man has Sometimer's or any other form of dementia, he might never know the difference!
Again if you call or order online right now, you can get a second PussyStache free. Just pay the additional shipping costs.
PussyStache. Just $9.95. Order Today!"
You can write your own disclaimer if you want Big E, but I just don't see the downside of this product.
Thanks for the inspiration E.
ga_kosh
PussyStache - genius!
I could use an idea man like you! How would you like to enter the fast-paced, exciting, and highly competitive (but not necessarily well paying) world of stick on pubic hair?
I've got a call with the guys over at 3m Command Strips all lined up. When she's tired of the look of the week you just give that baby a tug and it comes right off. No muss, no fuss. No marks, no rashes, no ouch. Well, unless you grab her clit accidentally instead of the patented 3m Command Strip. Ouch.
Ok, it needs a little more polishing. But that's why I need your brainpower. I need guys that think outside the box... or just slightly above the box - as the case may be.
Are you in? I can feel it now, we're on the ground floor of a moneymaking juggernaut. Speaking of jugs, maybe we could come up with some ideas for pasties we could throw at those 3m Command Strip boys (or girls) while we have their attention?
Man, this thing is already starting to take off!
Ok, let me know which website I should buy. They all seem pretty good but I'll let you be the judge. Branding is so important these days.
PussyStache.com
MagicMerkins.com
BeaverPelts.com
FauxFur.com. (this may already be taken, I'll have to check...)
MuffMohawk.com
PussyPompadour.co
You just know one of these jack-holes on the ATL TER Board is gonna make a PussyStache knock-off. If we copyright all the good names, like that Mouse Company does, then those a-hokes will have no wiggle room to horn in on your PussyStache Empire, nor dislodge us from the fortunes we could make.
MagicMerkins: that's a good name for our upper tier product. You know the higher priced, "better quality" version of the PussyStache, except we'll still make them from Indian and Bangladeshi teenage girls who have to sell their hair for food. If we put the hair through my trusty wood chipper, no one is gonna know the difference.
Another variation I can think of is that I see lots of younger ladies doing multi-colored hair styles. I hear them called Hombres. We could do a multi-colored Hombre PussyStache and call it the "Rainbow Bridge" or "The Road to Valhalla". Not only would we make a killing in Scandinavia - since we simply Have to go international with this concept - but we could appeal to the cool kids in ATL as well.
Now, all we need is a spokesmodel who doesn't mind showing her goods, but I'm not sure if TER is the right website for finding someone like that.
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Dude, you are on fire!
Love the rainbow color idea...
Maybe we could have a black spike tufted design and call it "PunkPussy"? We'll have to do a lot of testing on that one though... We don't want any lawsuits from angry guys (or girls) that got their eye poked out.
How about for Halloween a black fur design with a white shock through it and call it "Bride of Coochenstein?"...
Or a green one and we can package it with striped stockings with a fuzzy ball on the feet and call it the "Oompa Loompa"?... Oh, did I ever tell you a long, long time ago the ladies had a special nickname for me? They used to call me "the Everlasting Gobstopper". I'm not sure if that was a compliment or not though to be honest... So let's just keep that one to ourselves.
Honestly, the sky's the limit. And who says we have to limit our merkins to only hair? How about fur, feathers, fringes, sparkles, bedazzles, rhinestones... Maybe a cool metallic silver tinsel one with blinking LEDs and we'll call it "the Sperminator"? Ok, was that in bad taste? Honestly I can't tell anymore..
But just think of it, Kosh. We're going to be merkin moguls. Girls will be lining up for blocks to get their very own designer cooch. And you and I will have our fingers right in each and every one of those pies! Uh... Artistically and financially speaking of course.
Spokesmodel - great idea! I suggest we both start auditioning right away and we can compare notes as we go. :-
"You're Off The Fucking Chain!"
Seriously, it's like spirit brothers. I was thinking about Holiday themed PussyStaches but then I thought it was just Labor Day and that sounds counter productive but an Easter Egg PussyStache that has a oval shape to surround her flower would be cool! You'd get that Cadbury Bunny "BokBokBokBokBok" stuck in your head while you're DATY, and she'd have multiple orgasms.
The Blinking Metallic one you suggested should be for Christmas and shaped like >>-HoHoHo--->.
We really need a Spokesmodel. Wish there was a place we could find reviews on such people. Oh well.
Besides, where are we gonna get the capital?
"I spent all me tin on the lasses drinking gin, across the western ocean I must wander"
Yep, it's been fun but I gotta run.
ga_kosh
What? You've never heard of Shark Tank?
Those sharks will be jumping out of that tank to get on board with us and our PussyStache idea. We'll be rolling in clams. Or should I say - bearded clams? Well, they'll definitely be bearded when we're done with them!
Don't worry about a thing - let's just find those spokesmodels. Which might be the hardest part - how are we going to do that?
If only there was a place where we could meet hot, open-minded ladies that had a lust for life and were interested in seeking fortune and adventure and didn't mind humoring a couple of crazy guys with outlandish requests. And were also good with keeping secrets (we don't want to tip our hand too soon - industrial espionage and all that). Oh, and they should be able to give a good blowjob too. Ok, technically that last one isn't an actual job requirement - but it would be a really nice perk.
If only a place like that existed where we could find such ladies...
What a world that would be.
I can't be a spokesmodel for your new product, however, because I already have a lovely fuzzy peach of my own (complete with soft blonde hair).
xoxox
Tori
Miss Valentine,
While it may be true that you don't fall into our market demographic as you possess your own lovely mons pubis accoutrement, I'm sure that my colleague and I would still be very interested in discussing business opportunities with you. Away from prying eyes and ears of course (spies are everywhere). Perhaps over a bottle of wine or three?
You see, we are already working on our spring collection over here at Magic Merkins. We're going to make a big splash. Or at least a squirt or two... And we would be more than happy to pay you a "consulting fee" to provide us with some "inspiration" for the new line. As entrepeneurs we must always stay "plugged-in" to whatever the stylish ladies enjoy. And we always have to "ride" the current trends. That's how we provide "great satisfaction" to our customers. I hope you get my meaning.
Because if not, that was an awful lot of wasted quotes...
Anyway back to the "grind". Oh sorry, I guess I can lay off the quotes now.
By the way, which marketing slogan do you like better?...
"Bare is unfair!"
Or
"Put some fur on her"
Or
"A bald kitty is a cold kitty"
Or
"Put the 'fur' back in furburger!"
xoxox
Tori
Too cute! Let me know when you're ready for that market research 
xoxox
Tori