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electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 629 reads
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Got my eye on that top o' the line blow up model at walmart.
It's got a plugin filter and everything.
Man are my neighbors going to be jealous!

Logostuck1295 reads

I've been at the beach since Labor Day.  (just got home today).  I have to be honest, when I'm on vacation, I rarely login to TER.  But a gorgeous gal alerted me of the entertainment I was missing, so I logged on Sunday.  I have to say thanks.  I got caught up reading the board on Sunday night while drinking whisky and watching Giants vs Cowboys and on Monday am while drinking coffee.  I have to admit, reading the drama with the ocean in the background was pretty sweet.  

Damn, I love Atlanta.

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airmantroy634 reads

Since you want to rub it in...Bitch....

I'll be sure to remember this when I hit the lotto and buy half of Bali....

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players2681 reads

I wish I had been at the beach . Very lively and true- sorry you missed it.Go Dawgs and Cheers from the lake

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ga_kosh511 reads

You were past out drunk while lounging around with your feet in the kiddie pool just outside your single-wide trailer in Elijay after getting your pension check. Admit it!

That's my lie and drama instigation for the day... because someone has to instigate some drama on the Boards and it just might be my turn.

ga_kosh,  
who wishes he could afford a kiddie pool to go outside his trailer in Elijay :-)

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electr0nsrealm630 reads

Got my eye on that top o' the line blow up model at walmart.
It's got a plugin filter and everything.
Man are my neighbors going to be jealous!

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electr0nsrealm532 reads

Thanks Kosh!  Yes, it is a nice hat.  But you should be able to spot that's not me in there.  I have more sense than that.  That guy is doing it all wrong.

He needs to be drinking a Guinness.

It's the obvious beverage pairing for soaking in a garbage can.

Any ill-mannered clod knows that.
 

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ga_kosh528 reads

As an Ill-mannered Clod, I know "One does not drink Guinness whilst lounging in a garbage bin/ kiddie pool." Guinness is more of a "cement pond" kind of beer up here in the trailer park I come from.

The proper beer pairing is Natural Light, but you might consider Milwaukee's Beast or even PBR, as both are good paring beers for this situation yet much too expensive.  A 30 pack of Natural Light should suffice for a good time in the bin/pool while wearing your might fine hat.

I thought you had your infamous homemade bath tub gin in the glass, or perhaps a homemade vodka you made from those taters you got at that there Publix grocery store.

Alas, I would humbly apologize for my error, but I'm just ill mannered like that.   :-)

 
 

Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Thanks Kosh!  Yes, it is a nice hat.  But you should be able to spot that's not me in there.  I have more sense than that.  That guy is doing it all wrong.  
   
 He needs to be drinking a Guinness.  
   
 It's the obvious beverage pairing for soaking in a garbage can.  
   
 Any ill-mannered clod knows that.  
   
   
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electr0nsrealm490 reads

Gosh!  A real ceement pond!  I always wanted one a them!  I knew you was a high class feller from the first time I heared you talking all that star trek stuff or maybe star wars.  Heck, I caint keep all that high fallutin' stuff straight.

I didn't mean no fightin words Kosh. We's uns best buds!  We ain't no fightin breed up here.  Unless you say somethin mean bout Dolly.  Or Willy.  Or Loretta.  Or Hank (junior or senior).  Then we might get all riled up.  But you and me - we're best buds.

'Sides us genteel exstinkgwished men of the world need to stick together thick as thieves.  Cause I know you like those purty high class girls just like me.  You know they ones they got ALL their teeth.  Woowee.  High class.

So come on down here to the holler and have some shine and we talk it out like the gents we are.  I got a mason jar with yore name on 'er.  Might even be clean.  I'll check - sometime its a spit jar or pee jar and we get em all mixed up.  A little germs wont hurt nobody anyhow.  And that shine make everything all right.  Or make you forget about it anyway.

Like last Christmas, me and my cussin Billy Rae got into the good shine - that reel high octane stuff - you know the good stuff that wont even make you go blind?  Anyway Maw just got her new leenoleeum floor (we's fancy up here) and me and Billy Rae put on sunglasses and were in our socks and undies and a singin and a slidin all over that floor.  Just like that Tom Crews feller.  Now thats a good time.  Go on tell me it ain't.  That what good shine duz it brings people together.  And it makes em act reel silly.  But it definitely brings em together.

Heck you don't even have to get down your underwear if you want to slide on Maw's floor.  We're not stuck up like that or nothing.  That was more Billy Rae's thing anyway.  He liked seeing me in my underwear.

He always was a bit funny that way...

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Advisor2008409 reads

I need to drink black label BEER and Falstaff (it's on sale, factory has been closed for 10years so you get great close out prices on well age swill). When I like a treat I go for Blatz, Shlitz, or Old Mil

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GaGambler455 reads

Actually the stuff is very forgettable.

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Guybrator740 reads

Damn that thread has to be bad for business for some of those ladies.   I really appreciate the OP calling out a longtime, self-anointed VIP.  The rest of the thread was nonsense....I never desired to see any of the women who posted in that thread, and now I know to steer clear of all of them no matter what.  If I wanted that kind of drama in my life I would still be married.

Oh, except for Joi Love.  Never seen her, but she remains on my "to do" list, and her post was fine.

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