...With a dual-L nom-de-plume, how is it our paths have not crossed before? I have a great fondness for Ls.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord, I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac
and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches,
then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count???!
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive!
'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .
Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos
and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus)
...With a dual-L nom-de-plume, how is it our paths have not crossed before? I have a great fondness for Ls.
Hmmm, Linda Lavin, Lindsay Lohan, Lori Loughlin, Lennox Lewis, Lucy Lawless, Luis Lopez, Lucy Liu, Lisa Ling and the 2 of us need to hook up. that's be a GREAT party!
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...on 2nd thought, cut out Linda Lavin too. As I recall she didn't do anything for me.
How about Lois Lane and Lana Lang? And while you're there how about Superman and Supergirl?
That is too damn funny!
Please try to keep it "attached", sweetie! On the off-chance that you still canNOT, then please at least offer it to ME. Otherwise someone might snare it away and auction it off on Ebay... I KNOW I won't be able to afford it, THEN. Hmmm, wonder what it would BRING??
I almost fell out of my chair as I sang!!! HAAHA
Thanks! I am definately forwarding that to all my girlfriends!!!
A gentleman does not need HUGE to get me off, but I must admit I have a weakness for a big d*ck. I adore sucking and f*cking them. Well, actually I think I just like sucking and f*cking all d*cks. Does that make me a penisaholic???
And for some reason dildos just aren't the same as the real thing.
Wow, so nice to hear that we guys may STILL serve some purpose (other than monetary) around here. With all this talk of providers on providers and female hobbyists (not to mention the lyrics of Lindsay's "chorus"), I was beginning to wonder? It was getting to be enough to give us guys some sort of a "complex", or something...~~/
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