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Since we are all involved with each other's assholes....
Has anyone tried pressing their nostrils into a seal against another persons anus and snorted a fart in a perfect, airtight sync? I am told it produces a "high" in the sniffing person equal to some unnatural equivalents, as I have only been the dealter [sic] thus far. And it is legal, if done in the context that we here do everything - donations to good causes and only coincidental to sex. Or if you do it with friends in a non-sexual social situation. Just don't try it with the wife. She'll do a Jesse Jackson on your nuts.
BTW - what do you suppose we should name this act? I like "brown-nosing," or "brown-rosing" - but you may choose to disagree, becuase this is America and we are free to sniff and name it what we want.
Hey, sniffing is safer than fucking or licking, right? And isn't that a plus? No body ever gets butt diseases from just smelling crack.
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Q- Is it possible to get stoned after inhaling two or three farts in a row?
A- I am not aware of any intoxicating agents in flatus. However, most farts contain very little oxygen, and you may experience dizziness if you are inhaling overly concentrated fart essence, simply from lack of oxygen. On the other hand, if you are inhaling farts in the open air and are breathing rapidly in order to inhale as much fart as possible, you may be hyperventilating, which also induces
dizziness.
Then there is the intrinsic hilarity factor: farts are so funny in both sound and odor that you might feel high just from the basic entertainment value of farts.
What???? This is something I picture frat guys doing. Wouldn't it be a b*tch if you could get HPV in your nasal membranes? Or what if anal leakage went up the sniffer's nose? lmfao, Damn!
why do farts stink?
so deaf people can enjoy them
sitting directly under me is my dog who as I am reading this is letting go of some good ones (must be the cheese snack)
so if that trips your trigger your welcome to engage your fetish at a deep discount! LOL!
Try googling "brazilian fart porn".
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