Two homosexuals named Richard and Colin were
living together.
It was stinking hot one day and Colin arrived
home to find Richard with his ass in the
freezer. "Richard! What are you doing with
your ass in the freezer?"
Richard replied, "It was so hot outside I
thought you'd like something cool to slip
into!"
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