FKK Clubs

Thank you Ice Bear, plus two I left out...
mrdonut 2 Reviews 2254 reads
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First, thanks to Ice Bear. I learned so much from you here that it made my trip much better.

As for Babylon, I was most disappointed because the guide called ahead to ask them how many girls were there that night. On my tour I was searching for very thin, young, blondes. When we called we were told that there were many women there and that my target group was represented.
However, when we got there, paid, changed and went upstairs we found it was very quiet. The woman at the door wouldn't even make eye contact when we asked her about the promises made in our phone call. Hard as it may be to believe, the tour guide got refunds from the Manager and we split for Golden Time.

In my editing, cutting and pasting, I left out these two:
ACAPULCO - Entry fee was only 35 euros, and the place was swarming. The club has an indoor pool, good food, big bar and lots of space. The main room, however, was strange. It looked like a very large waiting room, a big rectangle with a drop ceiling (acoustic tile type). Also strange was the lack of interaction on the night I was there - sort of like high school dance where the girls are on one side and the boys separate across the room. I made a coonection pretty quickly and enjoyed my session since everyone else was holding back.

HAPPY GARDEN - As we entered, a surly middle aged laundry porter made us question if we were in the wrong place. Once inside we ate and then walked around. Because the club was so dead  we asked if we could return later for reentry without a fee - Again, the value of the tour guide.  We called much later and were told that the place was full, even had a DJ. Upon our return we found little had changed, except a DJ was now situsted in the very small bar area, playing musice much too loud. We fled after a 50 year old blonde lady kept trying to pull me into a room. No return for me.

This was my first FKK trip. I picked Dusseldorf becuase there are more clubs nearby there than Frankfurt. Also, because I speak zero German and had little confidence about driving places because of the language, I joined this tour:  http://www.fkkclubsgermany.com/.
   When I calculated the cost of the hotel, car & insurance, gas, airport pickup and dropoff and more, it didn't cost that much more for Tymen's (the guide) language ability, knowledge, tips, and familiarity with club management. yes, the hotel is included in the tour.
  Ty would call ahead to the clubs we discussed visiting that day and ask for the number of girls and specifically for the type I was most interested in seeing. He's a professional with another occupation who enjoys the hobby himself.

Here's my evaluation of the clubs we visited:
BEST

  LIVING ROOM - My favorite. The mix of ladies was impressive. I met women from over a dozen different countries. I saw my two favorite girls twice during my trip (liked it so much on the first day I asked for a return trip). I really enjoyed the meals there and the bar staff were wonderful, never letting my glass empty.
  GOLDEN TIME - Sister club to Living Room, really big place. Same good food, fine service, nice ladies. Unusual twist is the small cabins out back where the sessions take place. This club gets crazy busy on Friday and Saturday, room waits of over an hour and a half. Tip: if you are required to park in the auxillary lot, the place is probably too busy to have a session on your own time schedule.
  VILLA VERTIGO - Beautiful place, the only one with smoking and no smoking areas. Nice selection of ladies, although less than the two clubs above. I did a session with a very hot blonde with short hair in a huge bedroom, just like a fine home. Food service here is not dependable, in my experience.

WORST
  YIN YANG (Dutch) - Beautiful setting but very disappointing.
  BABYLON - A real dump. Less than 8 girls, felt like a Doctor's waiting room.

I'm planning my return trip. I'm happy to be an official Ice Bear.

Which days of the week were you at these places?

Most places have better lineup in Fri/Sat.

With GT, it's best to avoid these two days not because of lineup but because of overcrowding.

icebear2006 reads

Thanks for the report. I'm afraid you went to Babylon on the wrong day, they had a small line up during the holidays (which you could've seen online); now they are back to 25-30 a day again. This is a very different club to the others... as it is known for high service levels (while all the others you mentioned really aren't; mostly for Dutchies and Belgian that are happy with anything that's a step up from a window). The average service in Babylon really is a step or 2 above the average in GT or LR; which is why more locals go there.

Strange about not taking in Planet Happy Garden; one of the bigger clubs in the area with a pretty decent line up (although it might have been different over Christmas).

First, thanks to Ice Bear. I learned so much from you here that it made my trip much better.

As for Babylon, I was most disappointed because the guide called ahead to ask them how many girls were there that night. On my tour I was searching for very thin, young, blondes. When we called we were told that there were many women there and that my target group was represented.
However, when we got there, paid, changed and went upstairs we found it was very quiet. The woman at the door wouldn't even make eye contact when we asked her about the promises made in our phone call. Hard as it may be to believe, the tour guide got refunds from the Manager and we split for Golden Time.

In my editing, cutting and pasting, I left out these two:
ACAPULCO - Entry fee was only 35 euros, and the place was swarming. The club has an indoor pool, good food, big bar and lots of space. The main room, however, was strange. It looked like a very large waiting room, a big rectangle with a drop ceiling (acoustic tile type). Also strange was the lack of interaction on the night I was there - sort of like high school dance where the girls are on one side and the boys separate across the room. I made a coonection pretty quickly and enjoyed my session since everyone else was holding back.

HAPPY GARDEN - As we entered, a surly middle aged laundry porter made us question if we were in the wrong place. Once inside we ate and then walked around. Because the club was so dead  we asked if we could return later for reentry without a fee - Again, the value of the tour guide.  We called much later and were told that the place was full, even had a DJ. Upon our return we found little had changed, except a DJ was now situsted in the very small bar area, playing musice much too loud. We fled after a 50 year old blonde lady kept trying to pull me into a room. No return for me.

Aca has a strict no approach policy by the girls.  They are not allowed to initiate.

Some patrons like that especially after being harassed nonstop at a club like Oase.

Aca is not a good place to go if you are shy around ladies to begin with.

That explains a lot. Thanks for letting me know - it sure makes a difference to have all the details.

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