I was recently confronted by a colleague during a meeting at the firing range (of all places) during a competitive activity where we were getting re-certified. I was determined to beat this youn  buck and kick his arse.  I beat him hands down.  In his frustration, he lashed out and said, "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".  I immediately became extremely paranoid,  and began to wonder, how does he know?

Does he know I'm a hobbyist that has an affinity for MILFS? Oh My God! How in the HELL did he find out.  Is my cover completely blown? Then I realized, he meant it as a COMPLIMENT!  I am a FUCKER of MOTHERS and I LOVE IT.  Why didn't he just say MILF Lover if he wanted to compliment me?  What the Hell! Milf lover or Mother Fucker, I think it's one in the same, right?

I really believe he meant it as the purest form of flattery. LMAO, I crack myself up.  

Happy Sunday everyone, and Happy Father's Day to the Dads', Step Fathers, Grand Fathers, Great Grand Fathers, and anyone that plays that role for someone, even if it's just the ladies calling you "DADDY" for an hour or two .  

I hope I made you smile!

Ssssshaft!!!