You wouldn't be the first one to crack jokes while we have our mouth full. One got me laughing so hard, it took me a minute to stop. He's lucky I got his cock out of my mouth before laughing. Then he looked at me like "Why'd you stop?"
One of the many things I learned, is if a guy won't stop jabbering... just sit on his face, put your boob in his mouth, or kiss him. That will get him to shut up immediately lol.That I am an amazing lover with a huge cock that can give the ladies endless orgasms without even trying. Also that I have impeccable oral skills, can find that pesky g-spot every single time, and that all my jokes are funny.
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp.
Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
What is one thing that you learn from the hobby that you can apply to your everyday life?
Lol yea what he said
Amen to that one!!!!!
#1 NEVER be the one to cancel an appointment....
#2 You get what you pay for is an understatement.
If the hobby has taught me anything it would have to be...
That I am an amazing lover with a huge cock that can give the ladies endless orgasms without even trying. Also that I have impeccable oral skills, can find that pesky g-spot every single time, and that all my jokes are funny.
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp.
Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
You wouldn't be the first one to crack jokes while we have our mouth full. One got me laughing so hard, it took me a minute to stop. He's lucky I got his cock out of my mouth before laughing. Then he looked at me like "Why'd you stop?"
One of the many things I learned, is if a guy won't stop jabbering... just sit on his face, put your boob in his mouth, or kiss him. That will get him to shut up immediately lol.
That I am an amazing lover with a huge cock that can give the ladies endless orgasms without even trying. Also that I have impeccable oral skills, can find that pesky g-spot every single time, and that all my jokes are funny.
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp.
Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
I really like your style. You are an interesting young lady. You know it reminds me of someone I used to know that taught me a very valuab*Ooof*
Ohkah, ah stahp takkinng fah a whal. Ah be quaet nah. Mmmmm, yummeh!
One of the many things I learned, is if a guy won't stop jabbering... just sit on his face, put your boob in his mouth, or kiss him. That will get him to shut up immediately lol.
That I am an amazing lover with a huge cock that can give the ladies endless orgasms without even trying. Also that I have impeccable oral skills, can find that pesky g-spot every single time, and that all my jokes are funny.
Which just made me think of another nugget the hobby taught me...
Never make a woman laugh when she has your cock in her mouth.
To this day I still walk with a slight limp.
Oh, and that traffic thing is a good one too.
that there is a lot of angry fuckers out there.
How to fuck REALLY GOOD!! HAHA!!!
Hugs and kisses
TL
Is that a smile really does make all the difference.
Your smile could melt a heart of stone.
And I don't know of a man existing that wouldn't have a smile on his face in your presence.
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What I learned from the hobby is a little bit about self-esteem. I still have a lot of self esteem issue by appearance and communication, but I came a long way from where I started. When I first started, I didn't know or feel at the time that a woman wanted to talked to me because I didn't think that I was attractive , but i am coming around.
When I get horny, I need to go see one of my favorite providers quickly.
Kidding aside, I learned to enjoy sex a lot more now than before.
Thanks to many lovely ladies I have seen and planning to see.
'Please send your references'
I have learned that many people in the hobby do not do what they say they are going to.
Cannot be taught and is a huge factor in providing an awesome experience as opposed to a normal "run of the mill" romp
But if you try sometime - you'll find - you get what you need.
Apologies to Jagger\Richards of the Stones.
- Do thorough research.
- Have a plan B and maybe even a plan C.
- Don't believe everything you read.
- You definitely get what you pay for.
- Being a gentleman will be rewarded