It was a hot day in Minnesota. Lena hung the wash, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some drycleaning. Goodness, it's hot, she mused as she walked down Main Street. She passed by a tavern and thought, why not? Lena sat at the bar, and the bartender asked her what she would have. Lena said, "Ya know, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer." The bartender asked,"Anhauser Busch?" Lena, surprised, replied, "Vell fine, tanks. And how's your pecker?"