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TOTAL waste of time and money in a strip club.
mistertiger 344 reads
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but you already know this.

Johnnycade1619 reads

Ok, so I was at strip club negotiating extras, and it's not my first rodeo, so I THINK I know what to ask, but this one got me . . .  damn strippers and their head games.

So, once upon a time I go to a SC and negotiate some room time and get in there only to discover the BJ is CBJ.  Then I discover once she touches the condom, she won't suck it anymore, so CBJ turns in to covered handjob.  Hey, live an learn!  She scammed me, shame on me.

Next time, I'm ready.  Stripper says let's go to back room, I'll suck it and fuck you.  I jump to . . . do you swallow?  I think this logically assumes she's ok with a BBBJ.  Fuck! Wrong again!  Scammed again!  Sort of . . . .  See she explains, she's ok with CBJ, ok with fucking multiple positions and returning to CBJ, BUT she won't suck it bare, I have to jerk off into her mouth AND not get a drop on her face!  This she insists is for her safety . . . I thought the nut and semen was what everyone considers to be dangerous sexual toxic waste, but she's ok with ingesting the nut . . . I'm not entirely sure how this made her more safe . . . maybe some of y'all know what she's talking about?  Do any providers follow this protocol, or any hobbyists run into this strange "safety tip"?

 

On the other hand, she was an amazing lay! And I got to cross off jerking a nut out for CIM (I would never do that if BBBJNQNS is on the menu, it would be such a waste), AND it turns out I'm an American Snipper, cause not one drop missed the target (finally all that porn watching paid off :)

P.S. Don't bother asking, it wasn't local, and I wouldn't give out stripper names. To much LE crap, don't want to spoil the fishing hole!

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happycamper109365 reads

I think I had that dream once too

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Johnnycade304 reads

Dude, I put out $100 for half and hour of room time, and then $400 for her covered services with a jerkoff to a CIMwS!  That's $500 for 30min and one pop!  That makes her per minute the most expensive and least accommodating date I've ever had . . . and I can't even review her!

I will say she had skills, and could suck dick so well I could feel it through the condom. AND she fucked me so hard I felt bruised all around my FUPA the next day!  The most aggressively brutal CG, RCG and standing doggie I'll ever have.  If I was ever going to do all covered under time pressure and in fear of a room check and with a manual spot on finish, then she was the one to pull it off; in that sense only, I suppose I got lucky.  Everything else I paid for.

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bigjoe2002453 reads

Dude, I am sorry that you went through that. The hobby is more better than the strip club hobby scene. I had success and I have had a few scam artists. Normally, one rule in the exotic club scene is never bluntly asked about a service on the open floor. Normally, when you asked that they think that you are LE. I know that it is wierd but there are certain ways you ask things like that.

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ExecutiveCompanionsAtlanta454 reads

I gave no daxts to support my statement lol

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bigjoe2002447 reads

Lol too funny.

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AlexandraMilw432 reads

I do not understand why you needed a CBJ but were allowed to spill your juices in her mouth. Then why did the condom matter for the BJ? Next time you see that one, bring an "Idiot 101 for BJs" and tell her to study up on the test!

I know you go to a strip club and get all worked up, but paying those gals for "more" with no understanding of what you will be getting, is not a good thing.  

Hey, it's your money and you seemed alright with the 2nd one, even though you didn't get exactly what you wanted. Just seems better to call an escort who has reviews etc. In fact, maybe even invite the provider to go with you and have fun after. Just a thought.

Posted By: Johnnycade
Ok, so I was at strip club negotiating extras, and it's not my first rodeo, so I THINK I know what to ask, but this one got me . . .  damn strippers and their head games.  
   
 So, once upon a time I go to a SC and negotiate some room time and get in there only to discover the BJ is CBJ.  Then I discover once she touches the condom, she won't suck it anymore, so CBJ turns in to covered handjob.  Hey, live an learn!  She scammed me, shame on me.  
   
 Next time, I'm ready.  Stripper says let's go to back room, I'll suck it and fuck you.  I jump to . . . do you swallow?  I think this logically assumes she's ok with a BBBJ.  Fuck! Wrong again!  Scammed again!  Sort of . . . .  See she explains, she's ok with CBJ, ok with fucking multiple positions and returning to CBJ, BUT she won't suck it bare, I have to jerk off into her mouth AND not get a drop on her face!  This she insists is for her safety . . . I thought the nut and semen was what everyone considers to be dangerous sexual toxic waste, but she's ok with ingesting the nut . . . I'm not entirely sure how this made her more safe . . . maybe some of y'all know what she's talking about?  Do any providers follow this protocol, or any hobbyists run into this strange "safety tip"?  
   
   
   
 On the other hand, she was an amazing lay! And I got to cross off jerking a nut out for CIM (I would never do that if BBBJNQNS is on the menu, it would be such a waste), AND it turns out I'm an American Snipper, cause not one drop missed the target (finally all that porn watching paid off :)  
   
 P.S. Don't bother asking, it wasn't local, and I wouldn't give out stripper names. To much LE crap, don't want to spoil the fishing hole!

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Johnnycade338 reads

As it so happens, I was in a hurry that evening, and realized that my later evening plans would not allow me a chance for a date, so I decided, might as well reallocate my hobby money to extras at the club.

Also, as it happens, I was getting nowhere with regular providers in the city I was in (the subject of another thread I'll start later).  Seriously, I had a well respected independent escort with national exposure strong arm me into providing information that I prefer not to give out (even though we were both communicating through P411), THEN she flakes and says she's already booked for the day (like, WHY wtf would you need my information if you CAN'T physically be in the same town to make a date?) . . .  wtf, providers and strippers come from the same stock, sorry but true.

AND the agencies were not booking without references, AND even after I got a reference, they said they needed an agency reference . . .  umm, whatever, fuck it, I'll just spend my money in a strip club.  I of course got much less service than I am accustomed to, but I got action.

I was on a clock for the room, $100 for a half hour of room time, otherwise I might have debated the issue.  But I figured, she already had her limits and I was on the hook, so she had the upper hand (an unfortunate circumstance of my limited evening schedule), and if I did get her to do what I wanted I was probably going to have to pay even more.  AND, once you're haggling right before sex, I think it seriously kills the mood, so I just paid the premium for convenience.  

But, yeah, I still can't figure out how it was safer . . .

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mistertiger345 reads

but you already know this.

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