A guy walks into a bar with an octopus on his shoulder and tells the bartender that his octopus is a musical genius. I'll bet you $10 he can play any instrument. The bartender pulls out an electric guitar from behind the bar and says, Well lets see him play this guitar. The octopus takes the guitar and starts playing just like Jimi Hendrix. The patron pockets the $10. Next the bartender pulls out a trumpet, the octopus grabs it and his playing would make Dizzie Gillespie proud. ...$10 later Now the bartender pulls out bagpipes from behind the bar and gives them to the octopus. The octopus starts fumbling with them for a moment, and the bartender says I think we stumpted him, he can't play those ! The octopus retorts: Play them ?! As soon as I can figure out how to get these pyjamas off I'm gonna' fuck them !