Little known fact: I LOVE COWBOYS

And, I don't mean Dallas.

Yes, Wrangler butts drive me nuts. Some boots and a cowboy hat would be the icing on the cake. I'd be like putty in his hands if a client came to my door dressed as a cowboy.

A military costume, or even an officer... oh my

I know it's cliché, but I absolutely love a man in a uniform... particularly one that fits his body well and is neat. A well fitted, tailored suit is also a very real weakness of mine. It's such a masculine look, peeling a man out of his suit jacket and pants, unbuttoning a crisp, collared shirt... it's such a turn on for me

Took a couple of ladies up on a nuru doubles special - both have great personalities and senses of humor.  Since things were going to get wet and sloppy, I arrived in full bright yellow foul weather gear, including rubber boots and lobsterman's hat.  Had a great laugh - took a few pics - then got bare and slippery.

Different occasion - had talked with a lady about how my knees tend to slip a fraction of an inch with each thrust in mish when things get wild - find myself thinking about how to regain the lost ground instead of the business at hand (err... di*k).  Joked about Paul Newman's portrayal of Huey Long's wearing boots to bed with Belle Star "for traction."  Next time I visited her I came wearing knee pads - we had a great laugh at that.

Gotta have a sense of humor - life's too much fun to be take seriously!

That's a turn on...LMAO!  

You know I've been such a good girl all year and you want to give me the best gift ever!  Fill up my stockings, eat my milk and cookies..