Atlanta

"The voicemail box is full." eom
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10.  I'm under the weather and can't help you
  9.  I'm sorry I'm out of town for an indefinite period of time - At the Same time her Local Ad shows up
  8.  I've developed allergies, and very sensitive - I think I'm allergic to you
  7.  This is my time of month - Mother Nature is Calling and I cramp and it's messy
  6.  I would see you but I have a headache & tired
  5.  I am retiring
  4.  I have retired
  3.  I'm sorry I have personal commitments that won't allow me to see you
  2.  I'm sorry my rates have CHANGED - No Grandfathered rate for YOU
  1.  I'm so sorry but due to your "You fill in the blank" I now have a policy that will not allow me to see you anymore.  

Thought I'd have some fun with you guys & gals this morning.  

Disclaimer:   All the above mentioned items are purely fictional and no humans or animals were harmed or hurt in anyway.

GaGambler406 reads

Or the words we hate to hear from any woman

"We need to talk"

Leave it to you to one up everybody.

I lol'ed.  Then cringed.  Then lol'ed again.

 

Posted By: GaGambler
Or the words we hate to hear from any woman

"We need to talk"

but I have had an emergency come up and it would really help if you could send me ......$. I wouldn't ask but I have no one else to turn to...

Happened to me, twice.  I must have the face of an easy touch -lol

Posted By: tedro74
but I have had an emergency come up and it would really help if you could send me ......$. I wouldn't ask but I have no one else to turn to...

she demurely looks over her shoulder and says...

 
"do you mind if I pee in the shower?"

Does it make me weird that I wouldn't particularly have a problem with that?  Yes?  Ok, I suppose I'm weird then...

LOL

Posted By: foguete69
she demurely looks over her shoulder and says...  
   
   
 "do you mind if I pee in the shower?"

Hell no..You're not weird.  I would ask her to pee on me and then ask if I can return the favor!
 

Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Does it make me weird that I wouldn't particularly have a problem with that?  Yes?  Ok, I suppose I'm weird then...  
   
 LOL  
   
Posted By: foguete69
she demurely looks over her shoulder and says...  
     
     
  "do you mind if I pee in the shower?"

Yes~ I totally agree.  Sometimes asking a guy if he doesn't mind if you pee in front of him is a great way to open the door for him to express how he feels about pee!  And sometimes he loves it!!  Recently I asked if I could pee in the shower with someone and he said "Yes but only if I can drink every drop!"

Now that's what I like to hear.  ;)

Some guys aren't ready to drink it but still enjoy seeing me let my lightly-golden juices blast out of my hairy pussy in the shower.  Some guys want to pee at the same time and we can "cross streams" or pee onto each others' erotic spots.  Tons of fun to be had with watersports, and the shower is the perfect place!

Of course not everyone's into watersports, so it's reasonable that not everyone would want to hear this.  Hopefully anyone who books with me knows that I am a kinky, wild little thing and should expect me to ask them some direct questions about whether they're interested in things like watersports and prostate exploration.

I don't mind when one of my ATF clients decides to stop seeing me.  Honestly, my work is educational on multiple levels.  I share about general sexual techniques, teach guys how to learn to get fucked in the ass comfortably, explore prostate pleasure with beginners or guys who want to take it to the next level, and even discuss polyamory, non-monogamy, ethical slut-hood and other alternative dating/relationship/sexual-social structures.  Sometimes my ATF's are my faves because they are truly adventurous and in it with me to LEARN and IMPROVE their sexual capacities.  And sometimes they graduate and no longer need me.  ;)

Of course the most disappointing thing would be if one of my fave's wrote me a mediocre review or left a meeting with me unhappy.  But that seems unlikely.  :D

Posted By: redneckstud
Hell no..You're not weird.  I would ask her to pee on me and then ask if I can return the favor!  
   
   
Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Does it make me weird that I wouldn't particularly have a problem with that?  Yes?  Ok, I suppose I'm weird then...  
     
  LOL  
     
Posted By: foguete69
she demurely looks over her shoulder and says...    
       
       
   "do you mind if I pee in the shower?"

"My wife has been snooping in my phone"

"My work schedule changed"

"I have cancer" :(

"I have a girlfriend now"

"I'm starting to get feelings and should start seeing someone else"

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