May you be reunited in the world to come with your ancestors, who were all
socialist garment workers.
capitalists. May you grow so rich that your widow's second husband is thrilled they
repealed the estate tax. May you feast every day on chopped liver with onions, chicken soup with
dumplings, baked carp with horseradish, braised meat with vegetable stew,
latkes, and may every bite of it be contaminated with E. Coli, because the
government gutted the E.P.A. May you sell everything and retire to Florida just as global warming makes
it uninhabitable. May you have a rare disease and need an operation that only one surgeon in
the world, the winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine, is able to perform.
And may he be unable to perform it because he doesn't take your insurance.
And may that Nobel Laureate be your son. May your state outlaw the morning-after pill the day before your daughter
comes home from the NFTY (North American Federation of Temple Youth)
convention. May your son be elected President, and may you have no idea what you did
with his goddamn birth certificate May the state of Arizona expand their definition of "suspected illegal
immigrants" to "anyone who doesn't hunt." May you live to a hundred and twenty...without Social Security or Medicare. May you grow like an onion with your head in the ground...and then may the
ground be fracked. May you make a fortune, and lose it all in one of Sheldon Adelson's casinos. May your child give his Bar Mitzvah speech on the genius of Ayn Rand. May your insurance company decide constipation is a pre-existing condition. May God give you a daughter-in-law who is as kind as she is beautiful, as
patient as she is rich, as wise as she is devoted, a virtuous woman in every
way. And then may a ballot initiative invalidate her marriage to your
Rebecca. May the secretary your husband is schtupping depend on Planned Parenthood
for her birth control.
a local Jewish owned business was looted by people who benefit from democratic policy.
...
so lemme see if I have this right..... according to Planet Stupid, the Maroon Platoon, and our resident Troll,
if I support any candidate but Bernie, its because I'm pro-Israel, not the United States.
If I support Bernie, its only because I'm Jewish.
Seems I'm damned if i do damned if i don't...
Adelson just came out in support of Rubio.
it makes sense if you look at the big picture...
now maybe Jeb can sit the fuck down and quit before he embarrasses himself even further.
"May your insurance company decide constipation is a pre-existing condition."
Seems reasonable. They already consider migraine headaches a pre-existing condition. 
that corporate, plutocratic greed is more important than a Son of Israel winning the Presidency. I guess when you're a RICH Jew you become a bacon eating, Christmas celebrating Reformed Jew making "assets" far more important than religious orthodoxy.