Ahoy Sailors! Your favorite Mermaid will be offering classes on month long. Take advantage of this rare opportunity to improve your breast stoke and other maneuvers with Professor Jade. Register today in the customary manner so we can enjoy Splashing Good Times and create memories of a lifetime. My fins and tail are ready to swirl around your imagination and thirst for knowledge!
 
See my website for my usual hours. Looking forward to meeting you!
 
XOXO
Mermaid Jade

PS: Don't forget it's birthday month for me! Bring me a surprise!