Hey Everyone!  
 
I can't begin to tell you how stoked I am to get to see all of the amazing sites downtown on New Years! I'll be enjoying the hobby world amidst my fun time as I explore the sites and fun of Beantown!
 
Check out my reviews when you have a moment for some good reads! Always something new and ever changing in the pages ahead!  
 
Since the hobby world is genuinely just as much a release for me as it is for you don't be alarmed when you find me superbly excited to meet you and equally ready to have an amazingly fun, relaxed, outgoing, wowza, down right fantastically great time! Thats right ladies and gents - Im the girlfriend you always wished would magically appear on your lap who looks amazing, loves intelligence, and relishes in a great connection that expounds to be long lasting and fulfilling for all involved.  
 
So if you looking for the "How do you want me" , "Let me check your goods" , "Oops times up hun", "Oh you wanted PSE , thats a bit extra" experience then I'm not for you. If your looking for a 5'8" 'spinner' I'm not for you.  
 
But ....  
 
If your looking for an amazing, petite, super busty, long blonde haired, no holds barred, witty, intelligent girl with a Soccer/Volleyball player's body who only cares about having the most amazing time she can have with you regardless of what then includes and consists of ...... then I am definitely for you!  
 
 
Everyone always chides with me and asks "What to do you ask Santa for" ... Which always tickles me because to this day I ALWAYS have to visit every good Santa I see out there at the malls, events, or gatherings. I HAVE to sit on his lap ... DONT JUDGE. And I have to see if I can innocently break his composure an gain a laugh. The better the Santa ... the more giddy I get. And turned on ... something about a big guy in a red suit just makes a girl happy ya know!  
 
So , here goes the story for you all. It was about a week ago that I was in a mall (location to remain nameless ... but somewhere near a five sided landmark worthy building ) along of course (BLAH) wandering around shopping for my mom and grandpa. Then I spied probably the BEST Santa ever! Jolly, round, real beard, great spectacles, nice boots (had mine on too), the who shebang!  I knew then I had to sit on his lap. True story. Some my lame butt waits in the big ole line for what seems like hours (chic time) to get a chance to visit the jolly elf himself. Of course , I get the funny looks when I get to the front of the line with no kids ... but whatever, YOLO, and suck my candy cane!  
 
Its my chance. My outfit is this. Little low cut plunging neckline knit Guess dress, black 6 inch stiletto boots, no bra, nipple piercings poking as the always do. I jumped up on Santa and got the "HO HO HO" ... what do you want for Christmas my ... dear.  
 
I couldnt help but giggle ... may have asked how he knew my hobby already (if you cuaght it) .. and went on to explain how the biggest thing on my list was the ShockSpot System 12 inch , 300 mm stroke Uber-Oh-My-ROD most amazing self pleasure machine on the market. (It really is ... those taking notes... my condo gets lonely at times!)  
 
I got a puzzled look... Apparently he thought this was a giggle and wiggle list.  
 
So I leaned in and whispered in his ear ... "Its a Fucking Machine Santa ... because I'm a naughty girl and I have NEEDS!"  
 
I got "Ho HO HOOOO!" again .... (Right ya, everyone knows that already!) And he ACTUALLY freakin replied to my list wish. Santa leaned over to MY ear this time and said and I qoute...  
 
"Little girl ... no machine on the market is better then Jolly Ole St Nicks Candy Cane .... Care to take a ride in my sleigh?"  
 
WTF! SANTA just totally caught my tease and ran with it. Okay .. well now you just threw down the gauntlet Santa! My reply was this ...  
 
"Come to the family restroom in 15 minutes ... Ill be waiting" ... Thinking no fucking way this is going down. I jump off his lap ,,, apparently left a wet spot , and made my way to the meeting spot. Sat in the chair by the door and waited thinking totally not going to happen. Then here comes SANTA freakin' CLAUSE around the corner.  
 
My heart jumped in my neck ... I slipped in the family bathroom (you know the big huge one that you can lock) and he quickly rushed in behind and we locked the door. I figured there would be some small talk but all I got was this...  
 
"I got 10 minutes, this is unreal , Santa's gonna fuck you like is Christmas eve on Prom Night!" ... And I instantly was soaked ... more...  
 
Santa undid his outfit to pull out what was an decently appointed candy cane and just as the cover went on  I got bent over the changing table , dress pulled above my waist, tits pulled out, and a throbbing mint stick found its new home ... over, and over, and over ...  
 
It finished probably about 5 minutes later, but seemed like an hour from the spontaneity of it all. Santa removed his mint log and told me ... "Time to open your gift you naughty little girl!"  
 
Probably the most cliche line every but I was so into this that I got instantly wide eyed! Down I went and on came the egg nog!  
 
My legs were quivering ... Santa didnt say a word after. He just left. No bye... no nothing. I ... was soaked, ravaged, and astonished...  
 
I never passed by Santa in that mall again and left shortly thereafter ... but HOLY MOLY! A time that shall not be forgotten. If your a hobbyist Santa ... that one was on me... Well it was actually IN me but whatever.  
 
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!  Lets make BOSTON a memorable end of the year!  I have one business engagement to tend to but aside from that I am free to my dirty wishes so reach out and lets have a great date!  
 
 
You buxom blonde bestie  
 
Aspen Edwards

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