Politics and Religion

Let's Make College Education FREE. Why? It would benefit Conservatives!!!
willywonka4u 22 Reviews 716 reads
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Have you guys ever thought about this? I dunno if you old fucks here have been following the beliefs and attitudes of the younger generation, but they're essentially broken people. Emotionally stunted. Perpetual babies. These kids are going attending the University of Missouri wearing diapers. How the hell did this happen?

South Park has been addressing this issue here and there this season, and the problem is that the latest generation of coddled crybabies do not value free speech. Instead they want safe spaces. They want any kind of offensive or even "hurtful" language banned. They want to be able to live in a bubble, free from reality, so they don't ever have to be "triggered" by an idea they disagree with, which in their minds causes post traumatic stress disorder. Yes, people have seriously claimed to have gotten PTSD from seeing things they don't like on Twitter.  

And of course, these coddled crybabies want college education to be 100% FREE. Because no one will hire you for having a degree in the humanities. And you know what? We should give it to them. And here's WHY.  

College has gotten extremely expensive. And when you raise the price of a commodity, you exclude buyers who can't afford it. What this means is that college campuses are no longer representative of the general US population. Rather, the only ones who are going are the kids who's parents overly spoiled them. The professional mommy machines who managed every single play date for her precious little bundle of joy? That spoiled little shit is an adult now, and never got to play tug of war or get his ass kicked on the school yard or learned to do a single damn thing on his own. Rather he had mommy holding his hand, managing every minute of his life, and now he's a fully formed adult who's completely dysfunctional and he shits himself every two minutes because he never learned that sometimes life sucks and sometimes things aren't fair. He never was told to "suck it up, butter cup", to take your lumps and walk it off, and learn to deal with reality. This is the kid who never got a spanking, but rather had a "time out", which meant going to his room to go play with his toys whenever he fucked up. And now we have an entire generation of spoiled little shits exactly like this, and these are the kids who are attending universities and colleges today.  

But what about the OTHER kids? You know, the kids that come from working class families? The kids who primarily come from conservative families? The kids where they learned early on that life isn't always fair, because they saw their parents take it on the chin from time to time when dad got laid off at the steel factory or mom had to get a 2nd job gutting catfish on an assembly line? The kids where dad would sometimes come home drunk, bitch about the Mexican and smack his kids around if they got to be too loud and irritating for a hangover? Those kids? They're not going to college. They're not attending the universities. And as a result, to say that you're a conservative student on a college campus today is like running around Salem all those years ago and calling yourself a witch.  

I remember some years ago hearing some left winger bitching about conservatives not sending their kids to college to protect them from all those dangerous left wing ideas. I think it's quite the opposite. The lack of conservative students from working class families has turned college campuses into echo chambers where Marxist and feminist ideologies get put into hyper-drive because they're never challenged. How bad is it? The students on one college campus tried to block Bill Maher from speaking because he was too conservative for them, because he said the Islam is a shitty religion.  

This is why every conservative should be in favor of free college education. The left wing yuppies have all sent their kids to college. But working class conservatives? No way. Make college education free, and you will expose an entire generation of pampered little Marxists to different ideas. If we don't do this, then imagine what this country will look like when those pampered little Marxists get into positions of power and authority.

...four-year college education in California from the day he started campaigning for governor in 1966.  I dunno if you young fucks here have ever studied history.

-- Modified on 11/13/2015 3:08:58 AM

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