So, this is a new one, for me. It's the details you know. You just can't imagine the shit that happens in the hobby, and you can never be prepared for every event.
I went to see a provider who smelled faintly of cigarette smoke. More than a little and less than an ashtray. I went in for the kiss (no tongue) and got hit in the face with a stronger cigarette breath, but still not so bad that I would quit, but it was off putting.
So we started, and the BBBJ was not good. Like, I just wanted it to end, not good. They say there is no bad oral sex, but unfortunately there is. Then a couple of minutes into it, I help her out and push her head down a little, so she can suck more than just the tip. She goes with it, and I get maybe 3-4 inches in, she's still doing a bad job and its not really any better. Then the spit starts coming out of her throat, you know the throat lube kind of spit. And FUCK, it smells like someone dumped an ashtray on my dick! The more that came out of her, the worse it got. Two minutes later, I've got a pool of liquid ashtray in my pubic hairs, I swear its also running down the crack of my ass, and more is coming out! At this point I know the BBBJ is unrecoverable, because her technique is horrible and now I can only smell Marlboros, like they've been injected into my nose!
Later, after the shower, I return home, and the wife mentions that I smell like smoke. Great! I made up some shit about a pub lunch, and she bought it . . . I think.
Has anything like this ever happened to y'all? I never thought twice about smoking or non-smoking, as long as she was going to smoke my hog, but now I have a different perspective.
and the fresh stench of her micky D's happy meal is a deal killer too!
No excuse for not using a tooth brush.
Stuns me that people still smoke
and no, I'm not saying the wise-ass "ya gotta floss too."
The smell of burnt plants - tobacco, pot, whatever - is a turn-off.
I've seen a couple of ladies in civie and hobby who Vape. They vape some fruity smelling something - usually something that smells like orange sherbert or strawberries. The taste is not bad, they get the nicotine kick and hand-mouth stress fix they want, I get the pleasure of not smelling tobacco.
Heck, I even tried this stuff called Coquette (a rum and coke flavor) that I actually liked.
My preference,
old man ga_kosh
Those smokers that think that are absolutely wrong. Smoking is like raw garlic, you can smell it coming out of the pores of your skin, and no amount of mouthwash, breath mints or brushing will totally get rid of the stink.
and yes, I used to smoke and I too thought that popping a mint would kill the smell. Boy was I wrong. lol
