Atlanta
Since everyone was talking about doing it in the butt last week...
I thought everyone will love this poem by Leon Phelps. "Remember to whip out everything you got and do it in the butt".
Thanks, I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!
For years, I've tried to use Leon Phelps advice:
"I will probably begin with a very classy first line... something like: say, sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" or "Was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."
Those lines have NEVER worked for me. Must be my delivery b/c Karin Parsons and Tiffany Amber Thiessen are fine examples of attractive women.
I tip my sifter of Courvoisier to you wheelchairman (and Leon Phelps),
ga_kosh
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